S14 - 200

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South Park - Season 14 - Episode 1405 - 200

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About this South Park episode:
"200" is the fifth episode of the fourteenth season of South Park, and the 200th overall episode of the series. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 14, 2010. In the episode, Tom Cruise and all other celebrities who have been mocked by residents of South Park in the past plan to file a class action lawsuit against the town, but Cruise promises to end the lawsuit if the town can get the Muslim prophet Muhammad to meet him.
"200" received mostly positive reviews. According to Nielsen Media Research, the episode was seen by 3.33 million viewers, making it the most watched cable television program of the night. Both "200" and the sequel episode "201" were nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program in 2010.

While on a school field trip to a candy factory, Butters spots actor Tom Cruise working there, packing fudge into boxes. Stan, who previously told Cruise that his acting is not as good as others' in "Trapped in the Closet", accidentally insults him again by calling him a "fudge packer", as Cruise claims to be fly fishing. Cruise then recruits 200 other celebrities who have been ridiculed by the town of South Park to bring a class action lawsuit against the town. Stan returns to the factory with his dad to try to apologize and convince Cruise to drop the suit, but also finds it difficult not to call him a fudge packer as well since he was literally packing fudge while they spoke. An angry Cruise agrees to do so, but only if they can help Cruise meet Muhammad. This causes an uproar because depictions of Muhammad are forbidden, and the townsfolk fear that forcing Muhammad to appear in public will drive Muslim radicals to bomb the town. Stan and Kyle go to the Super Best Friends, a squad of superhero-like religious figures of which Muhammad is a member, to request he return with them to South Park. Meanwhile, it is revealed that Cruise and the other celebrities only want Muhammad for his "goo", as Rob Reiner, previously shown to be filled with "goo" in "Butt Out", has invented a machine to transfer Muhammad's "goo" to the celebrities, which they believe will make them immune to ridicule, just like Muhammad.
By this time, Cartman arrives with "Mitch Connor", a face painted on Cartman's hand as one-half of a ventriloquist act. Previously, Connor had successfully impersonated actress Jennifer Lopez, and now Cartman and Connor return to the Lopez imitation in order to get involved in the lawsuit along with the other celebrities. Connor soon secretly convinces Cartman that they should steal Muhammad's goo for themselves to sell on the black market for more than the lawsuit could offer. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan convince the Super Best Friends to let Muhammad come to town, but only if he stays in the back of a U-Haul truck and is not seen. When the townspeople realize they must bring Muhammad to Cruise's limo, they allegedly put him inside a bear mascot outfit. South Park is about to give Muhammad to the celebrities when the exchange is interrupted by a bomb planted by the Ginger Separatist Movement, a group of fair-skinned, red-haired children who are tired of being made fun of for their physical appearance. The Gingers want Muhammad for themselves, hoping to use his goo for their own means. They threaten to blow up the town if Muhammad is not turned over to them.
The people of South Park decide to turn Muhammad over to the Gingers, fearing the violence that will befall their town if they do not. The celebrities are angered by this change in events, but refuse to resort to violence for fear of ruining their careers. Instead, the celebrities decide to awaken the rebuilt Mecha-Streisand, a giant mechanical monster form of Barbra Streisand, who previously terrorized the town of South Park before being destroyed. The celebrities hope to use Mecha-Streisand to force South Park to accept their demands. Meanwhile, due to the chain of events, Cartman decides Connor's scheme has become too complicated and tries to quit, but Connor convinces him to stay involved by revealing that the townspeople of South Park have lied to Cartman about his true father. Although they previously claimed his hermaphroditic mother was also his father, Connor insists this is a lie. Cartman confronts his school teacher Mr. Garrison and Garrison's old hand puppet Mr. Hat, who admits to Cartman there was indeed a cover-up. Mecha-Streisand roars threateningly and continues her reign of destruction. The episode ends on that cliffhanger note.

S14 - 201

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South Park - Season 14 - Episode 1406 - 201

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About this South Park episode:
The episode opens with Cartman, as his hand-puppet persona Mitch Connor, narrating a flashback to Connor's 1972 medical discharge from his Vietnam War tour of duty in a parody of a scene from the film Apocalypse Now as the song "Time of the Season" by The Zombies plays in the background. Back in the present, Mr. Garrison refuses to reveal the identity of Cartman's father, and instead sends Cartman to Dr. Mephisto. Meanwhile, the Ginger Separatist Movement and the townsfolk are negotiating the handover of Muhammad when Mecha-Streisand begins to attack South Park. Muhammad, who is visually obscured throughout the entire episode by a black box superimposed with the word "CENSORED", is taken by Stan, Kyle, and Kenny to Dr. Mephisto's lab. The Gingers arrive and take Muhammad and Cartman captive. The Super Best Friends are called to South Park to help; after their powers fail to subdue Mecha-Streisand, they pacify her by having Krishna adopt the form of Neil Diamond and providing her the opportunity to perform a duet with him.
The Gingers contact the celebrities and offer to share Muhammad in exchange for access to the celebrities' "goo transfer machine", which transfers Muhammad's power to remain free from ridicule to a target individual. Cruise is the first subjected to the process, gaining a "CENSORED" box identical to Muhammad's, but further transfers are interrupted when the Super Best Friends arrive to free their comrade Muhammad. Meanwhile, Cartman is taken to the Ginger lair to meet Scott Tenorman, the Head Ginger. Depicted as a melodramatic madman, Scott has decorated his lair to represent the Chili Con-Carnival in which Cartman gained his revenge on Scott by tricking him into eating his own parents. He reveals to Cartman that they share the same father, former Denver Broncos player Jack Tenorman, meaning that by his act of revenge against Scott, Cartman had killed his own father and fed him to his half-brother.
The fight between the Super Best Friends, celebrities, and Gingers spills over into the Ginger lair, and Tenorman escapes in the confusion. During the fight, Seaman leaps upon Cruise's back, leading Stan to observe, "Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back." The "CENSORED" box over Cruise disappears, and all present continue to make jokes based on the fact that the words "Seaman" and "semen" sound the same. When Cruise questions why they are able to do this leads to a monologue from Kyle, Jesus Christ, and Santa Claus explaining that the goo does not exist, and that threatening people with violence is the only true answer.

S14 - Sexual Healing

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South Park - Sexual Healing - Episode 1401
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About this South Park Episode:
It seems that Butter and Kyle are addiction to sex. They fight against the addiction, that appears to have alien origin. Our boys seem to have found a new golf video game on Xbox, which is more fun than any other golf video game.

S13 - Eat, Pray, Queef

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South Park - Season 13 - Episode 1304 - Eat, Pray, Queef
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South Park Eat, Pray, Queef

About this South Park episode:
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn�t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

S13 - Margaritaville

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South Park - Season 13 - Episode 1303 - Margaritaville
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South Park Margaritaville

About this South Park episode:
Everyone in South Park is busy pointing fingers when it comes to who is responsible for the state of the economy. Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone�s problems.

S10 - Cartoon Wars Part II

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South Park - Season 10 - Episode 1004 - Cartoon Wars Part II
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South Park Cartoon Wars Part II
 

About this South Park episode:
At the beginning of the episode, it is announced that Part II of "Cartoon Wars" won't be shown. Instead, an episode revolving around Terrance and Phillip will be broadcast (in reference to the "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" cliffhanger from seasons 1-2 of the show). The Terrance and Phillip episode in question, entitled "The Mystery at the Lazy 'J' Ranch", includes an image of the Muslim prophet Muhammad, which is censored by their network, the CBC. Terrance and Phillip complain, saying that Family Guy will be showing Muhammad uncensored later, but the head of CBC replies that that does not matter, as somebody is probably on his way right now to stop it.
Cartman arrives at the Fox Network studio, where he pretends to be a sickly Danish kid with a broken leg, telling the Fox executives that his father was killed by terrorists during the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy (even though a terrorist attack never happened) and pleading that they pull the Family Guy episode. His story touches the executives, who encourage him to try to persuade the writers to yield. Kyle arrives at the Fox Studio to foil Cartman's plans, but is knocked unconscious by an ally of Cartman's, a kid resembling Bart Simpson who, also wanting to destroy Family Guy, restrains Kyle in a supply shed.
Meanwhile, President George W. Bush tells reporters that Family Guy's writers cannot be persuaded to change their mind about the episode, since they are protected under the First Amendment. The incredulous press exhibits complete ignorance of the First Amendment, acting as if the Bush Administration originated it.
Cartman is introduced to the Family Guy writing staff, who turn out to be a group of manatees. The staff, who live in a large tank, pick up "idea balls" from a large pile of them, each of which has a different noun, a verb or a pop culture reference written on it, and deliver them, five at a time, to a machine that then forms a Family Guy cutaway gag based on those ideas. For example, "Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" becomes a clip of Lois asking Peter to do the laundry, after which Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman. The manatees refuse to work if any idea ball is removed from their tank, making censorship an unfeasible practice with them. In addition, Fox staff person tells Cartman, they are the only mammals unaffected by terrorist threats. Cartman secretly removes a ball from their tank, causing them to stop working, and then convinces the Fox president that the manatees are spoiled, and abusing the executives' generosity. Cartman convinces the president that they need to show them who's boss. The president decides to pull the new Family Guy episode shortly before airtime. Cartman feels victorious, but Kyle shows up, saying he convinced the Bart-like kid to set him free.
After a physical altercation between Cartman and Kyle, they both go to the Fox president's office. Kyle tells the president that Cartman has duped him into pulling the episode, and despite Cartman's brandishing of a gun, Kyle implores the president not to censor the episode. The network president ultimately decides, in spite of threats of violence from both Cartman and Islamic terrorists, that Family Guy should be aired, and without censorship. The Family Guy episode airs, and features Muhammad in a cutaway gag, handing Peter a "salmon football helmet", but the scene with Muhammad was cut by Comedy Central, and is replaced by a black screen and a title card reading, "In this shot, Mohammed hands a football helmet to Family Guy. Comedy Central has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on their network."

South Park - Season 9

SOUTH PARK ZONE
~ SEASON 9 ~

South Park Zone - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 901
(Air date: March 9, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.
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South Park Zone - Die Hippie, Die 
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 902
(Air date: March 16, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but ends up in jail for wrongfully imprisoning the hippies in his house just as a hippie music festival has been announced.
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South Park Zone - Wing
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 903
(Air date: March 23, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.
The message of the episode equates talent agents to Chinese slave traders.
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South Park Zone - Best Friends Forever
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 904
(Air date: March 30, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program".
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South Park Zone - The Losing Edge
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 905
(Air date: April 6, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Unfortunately, they are not able to lose and form a plan so they will not have to play all summer long. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games. The movie Rocky is parodied in select scenes.
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South Park Zone - The Death of Eric Cartman
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 906
(Air date: April 13, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him after he eats all the skin off of the chicken Kyle, Kenny and Stan were going to eat causing Cartman to think that he has died. With the help of Butters, (who is the only one that can "see" him) Cartman tries to atone his sins on earth, for he cannot go to the afterlife without doing so.
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South Park Zone - Erection Day
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 907
(Air date: April 20, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.
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South Park Zone - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 908
(Air date: October 19, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency.
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South Park Zone - Marjorine
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 909
(Air date: October 26, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
In the episode, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device which Cartman is convinced the girls have.
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South Park Zone - Follow That Egg!
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 910
(Air date: November 2, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in her class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents.
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South Park Zone - Ginger Kids
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 911
(Air date: November 9, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.
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South Park Zone - Trapped in the Closet
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 912
(Air date: November 16, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.
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South Park Zone - Free Willzyx
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 913
(Air date: November 30, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
In the episode, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny go to an amusement park and a killer whale, which is being kept in a giant tank there, speaks to them, telling them that it will die if it is not returned to its real home on the moon. They attempt to do this, unaware that the whole thing is just a prank being played on them by workers at the amusement park.
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South Park Zone - Bloody Mary
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 914
(Air date: December 7, 2005)

About this South Park episode:
Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. At first he feels hopeless, but then a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle, making Randy want to go there to get cured.
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S9 - Bloody Mary

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South Park - Season 10 - Episode 914  - Bloody Mary
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Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Ike attend karate class while Stan's dad Randy goes for a couple of drinks. After class, an inebriated Randy drives the boys home, but he gets pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Randy gets his license revoked and is ordered to perform community service and to attend Alcoholics Anonymous, where he is taught that he is powerless to control his drinking and that alcoholism is a disease. It also calls for him to surrender himself to a "Higher Power" in order to get better. Randy, whom Stan describes as a "hypochondriac", then ironically begins to drink more, since he has decided that he is in fact powerless to control it and cannot stop. Around this time, a statue of the Virgin Mary starts to bleed "out its ass" and people begin to flock around it to find a cure for their diseases. Randy believes it can heal him of his disease.
Randy has Stan drive him to the church where the statue is, and�after cutting in line, arguing that his "disease" is worse than that of others�he is drenched in the holy blood. He jumps up and declares that he will not drink any more (ostensibly because the bleeding statue is his "Higher Power"), and abstains from alcohol for five days.
The new Pope Benedict XVI comes to investigate, and discovers that the blood is not actually coming from the statue's anus, but its vagina. Since "chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time", this is no miracle (despite the fact that the statue is actually bleeding in the first place), and Randy, disappointed by this, suddenly realizes God did not heal him. He at first declares himself powerless again, and most of the other recovering alcoholics follow suit and rush to the bar. Stan then rushes outside after him and convinces him that if God did not help him, he must have managed to stop it himself. Randy then declares that he will never drink again, but Stan objects to this too, claiming that if Randy completely avoids drinking, drinking is still controlling his life, and that true discipline is figuring out how to live in moderation. Randy then puts Stan on his shoulders and walks home while the two discuss how much drinking would be proper.

South Park - Season 8

SOUTH PARK ZONE

~ SEASON 8 ~

South Park Zone - Good Times With Weapons
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 801
(Air date: March 17, 2004)

The boys buy Japanese weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters, but when Kenny hits Butters in his Professor Chaos guise with a throwing star, they must rush to get Butters medical attention without getting caught.
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South Park Zone - AWESOM-O
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 802
(Air date:  April 14, 2004)

Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, over 800 of which star Adam Sandler, and the government wants him for national security.
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South Park Zone - Up the Down Steroid
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 803
(Air date:  March 24, 2004)

Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter.
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South Park Zone - The Passion of the Jew
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 804
(Air date:  March 31, 2004)

Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Stan and Kenny also see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.
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South Park Zone - You Got F'd in the A a.k.a. You Got Served
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 805
(Air date:  April 7, 2004)

In this spoof of You Got Served, Stan recruits a Raisins girl, a Goth, and a Dance Dance Revolution master to compete against a group of breakdancers from Orange County. Butters is discovered to be a good dancer, but he has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.
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South Park Zone - Goobacks
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 806
(Air date:  April 28, 2004)

In the episode, people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, affecting the town's economy and the employment of the original occupants.
The episode serves as a satire of illegal immigration, and mocks both sides of the debate concerning it.
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South Park Zone - The Jeffersons
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 807
(Air date:  April 21, 2004)

A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbor named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, and the police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.
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South Park Zone - Douche and Turd
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 808
(Air date:  October 27, 2004)

In the episode, PETA forces South Park Elementary to change their school mascot, so a new election is held to determine a new mascot. Meanwhile, Stan ends up getting kicked out of South Park after refusing to vote.
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South Park Zone - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 809
(Air date:  November 3, 2004)

When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town.
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South Park Zone - Pre School
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 810
(Air date:  November 10, 2004)

A terrified Stan announces to Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters that Trent Boyett, a notorious bully from their preschool years, is being released from juvenile hall after a five-year sentence.
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South Park Zone - Quest for Ratings
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 811
(Air date:  November 17, 2004)

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival and more succesfull television program created by Craig.
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South Park Zone - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 812
(Air date:  December 1, 2004)

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start emulating the slutty antics of Paris Hilton, who tries to buy Butters from his parents.
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South Park Zone - Cartman's Incredible Gift
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 813
(Air date:  December 8, 2004)

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.
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South Park Zone - Woodland Critter Christmas
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 814
(Air date: December 15, 2004)

In the series's final Christmas episode, Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Savior, the Anti-Christ.
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South Park - Season 7

SOUTH PARK ZONE

~ SEASON 7 ~

South Park Zone - I'm a Little Bit Country
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 701
(Air date: April 9, 2003)

About this South Park episode:
The 100th episode of the series. The boys are caught in the middle of a brutal, gory, violent townfight between supporters of the War in Iraq and the people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself in water.
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South Park Zone - Krazy Kripples
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 702
(Air date: March 26, 2003)

About this South Park episode:
Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips and the gang wants the two crippled children to join if they kill the Crips' rival, The Bloods. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research for the handicapped.
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South Park Zone - Toilet Paper
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 703
(Air date: April 2, 2003)

In retribution of being giving detention, the boys decides to TP their art teacher's house. However, Kyle feels guilty about this.
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South Park Zone - Cancelled
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 704
(Air date: March 19, 2003)

Lifting plot and scenes off of the episode Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, the boys soon learns that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens as they use humans as their main perspectives and they decide to attempt to save it from cancellation.
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South Park Zone - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 705
(Air date: April 16, 2003)

Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity during a presentation about the Latino cultra, which attracts attention to the enraged real Jennifer Lopez.
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South Park Zone - Lil' Crime Stoppers
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 706
(Air date: April 23, 2003)

The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all dangerous when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a violent drug deal.
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South Park Zone - Red Man's Greed
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 707
(Air date: April 30, 2003)

The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a super-highway to their new casino.
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South Park Zone - South Park is Gay!
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 708
(Air date: October 22, 2003)

The men and boys of town become metrosexual after a show makes a metrosexual fad, becoming attracted in popular culture. Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals.
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South Park Zone - Christian Rock Hard
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 709
(Air date: October 29, 2003)

Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band but they soon refuse to play their songs when people are protesting of downloading music illegally. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music after getting arrested.
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South Park Zone - Grey Dawn
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 710
(Air date: November 5, 2003)

The senior citizens of South Park have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates. The second half of the episode and the name of the episode parody Red Dawn, a 1984 movie that depicted a group of small town Colorado kids as they resist the Cuban, Nicaraguan, and Soviet invasion of the United States.
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South Park Zone - Casa Bonita
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 711
(Air date: November 12, 2003)

When Kyle refuses to invite Cartman to his birthday party due to his bigotry towards Judaism, Cartman tries to prove himself to be invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita, which is Cartman's favorite place.
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South Park Zone - All about the Mormons
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 712
(Air date: November 19, 2003)

The episode evolved from personal experiences of creators Parker and Matt Stone, who grew up in Colorado. The scene in which Stan is invited to dinner by the Mormon family was inspired by Parker's first girlfriend in high school, who was Mormon and invited him over for Family Home Evening. They found the religion ridiculous but hard to parody Mormons due to their good-natured attitudes.
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South Park Zone - Butt Out
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 713
(Air date: December 3, 2003)

The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking cigarettes among children after the boys are caught doing so.
The episode pokes fun at the formulaic storyline of some South Park episodes (including the movie), which start with the boys getting themselves in trouble and inciting a controversy between the townsfolk and a national interest group while trying to avoid punishments and learning a lesson.
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South Park Zone - Raisins
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 714
(Air date: December 10, 2003)

Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins".
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South Park Zone - It's Christmas Time in Canada a.k.a. Christmas in Canada
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 715
(Air date: December 10, 2003)

Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.
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S6 - Red Sleigh Down a.k.a. Christmas in Iraq

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South Park - Season 6 - Episode 617 - Red Sleigh Down a.k.a. Christmas in Iraq
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Red Sleigh Down a.k.a. Christmas in Iraq

About this South Park episode:
Cartman's naughty or nice accountant (Kyle's cousin, Kyle) performs a tally, and it is obvious that Cartman has been too naughty to earn his coveted Christmas gift, a Haibo robot dog. Kyle says that even if Cartman finds cures for both cancer and AIDS, he will still owe two presents. He will have to perform the nicest act ever to reverse the prior year of evil, and sets out to spread Christmas cheer to the people of Iraq. Meanwhile, at a tree lighting ceremony, Jimmy begins to sing his favorite Christmas song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas" which, unknown to the gathered crowd (which includes most of the town) will take him all of the episode to complete due to his stutter.
With the use of Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo train (a train made of feces that Stan and Kyle Broflovski want nothing to do with), Cartman and the other boys travel to the North Pole to convince Santa Claus to make a special trip. With the assistance of the Underpants Gnomes, Santa prepares his sleigh and travels to Iraq, only to be promptly shot down by a rocket-propelled grenade. The reindeer are dead, Santa's legs are broken, and he is soon caught and interrogated by his Iraqi captors who torture him by forcing him to drink crude oil and shocking his testicles in a scene referencing Three Kings and Lethal Weapon. The boys realize that Cartman's little ploy may have ended Christmas for everyone, including Santa, and set out to make things right.
Taking the backup sled and new reindeer (named Steven, Fluffy, Horace, Chantel, Skippy, Rainbow, Patches and Montel) from the stable, they seek out the one person who can help: Jesus, who is currently officiating midnight mass in his own name. When he hears of the tragedy that has befallen his old friend Santa, Jesus promptly arms himself with an array of automatic weapons and sets out with the boys to Iraq, brutally gunning down everyone who impedes him. Jesus and the boys break into the interrogation room where Santa (who is now being forced to drink oil) is being held and kill the Iraqi soldiers within, except for the interrogator, whom Santa kills, to Jesus's surprise. Santa insists "I just couldn't do it... I just couldn't let him live, he shocked Santa's balls!" Jesus heals Santa's legs and the group leaves.
The boys take Santa back to the sleigh, but moments before they can escape Jesus is shot dead by one of his Iraqi captors when his back is turned. Watching Jesus die, Stan says "This is pretty fucked up right here" (referencing the second The Spirit of Christmas episode, "Jesus vs. Santa"). (The character of Jesus would not return for 5 seasons outside of a very small cameo at the end of the following episode, leading viewers to slowly suspect in following episodes and seasons that Trey Parker and Matt Stone really did kill off Jesus). Outraged, Santa kills the soldier, acquires his fallen friend's weapons and then proceeds to blast his way out, setting off bombs which transform Iraq into a Christmas decorated country, complete with wreaths, Christmas trees, lights and tinsel.
To the town's delight, Jimmy then finishes his song that he started at the beginning of the episode. He switches on the lights on the Christmas tree, only to find they don't work, to the town's disappointment. At that moment though, Santa (accompanied by Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Mr Hankey) flies past the tree and magically enables the lights to work.
Santa returns the boys home and expresses his hope that people will always remember Jesus on this day. He also gives all three boys Haibo dogs, much to Cartman's disgust, as he wanted to be the only kid owning one and have his friends envy him. Kenny then shows up out of nowhere, his first appearance since his "permanent" death caused by muscular dystrophy in "Kenny Dies". The boys casually asked him where he's been. According to Trey Parker and Matt Stone from the season 6 commentaries, Kenny says, "Oh, I was just over there.", pointing off-screen. Reunited, the boys casually state that things are back to normal.

S5 - Super Best Friends

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Season 5 - Episode 504 - Super Best Friends

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Super Best Friends

About this South Park episode:
David Blaine visits South Park, impressing the town's residents, including Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, with his street magic. Mesmerized, the boys join the cult of "Blaintology," hoping to learn more about magic. Stan becomes progressively more disturbed by the cult and soon leaves, but Kyle refuses to join him, and so Stan asks Jesus for help. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman go door to door in a recruitment drive, sporting nametags labeled "Elder Kyle" and "Elder Cartman."
Jesus appears at Blaine's show in Denver, and challenges him by performing the miracle of the loaves and fish, after requesting that everybody in the audience turn around, while Blaine manages to win the crowd with much more powerful enchantments. Jesus promptly requires the assistance of the Super Best Friends, a group of major religious figures including Muhammad, Buddha, Moses, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Laozi and Sea Man. They are dedicated to defending the world against evil (except for Buddha, who "doesn't really believe in evil").
The Blaintologists, meanwhile, petition the government for tax-exempt status. Their request is denied, and all the Blaintologists are told that they are to commit mass suicide in Washington, D.C.. Kyle is shown to have escaped the cult's control, but when he tries to convince Cartman that they should flee, Cartman reports him, and Kyle is imprisoned in a glass bubble and forced to participate at the mass suicide. When word about the mass suicide reaches the Super Best Friends, they consult Moses (previously seen in "Jewbilee") for advice.
In D.C., the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool even though it is only approximately a foot deep, while Cartman installs a hose in Kyle's glass bubble to fill it with water, so as to drown him. The Super Best Friends arrive at the scene, to which Blaine responds by animating the statue of Abraham Lincoln to fight them.
Meanwhile, Stan searches for his friends, first finding Kenny drowned in the pool and shouting "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!", to which Kyle replies "You bastards!"; they alternately repeat their catchphrases in Marco Polo fashion to find each other. In order to defeat the Abraham Lincoln statue, the Super Best Friends create a giant animated John Wilkes Booth statue, which shoots it in the head, causing it to fall over and shatter Kyle's prison. Afterwards, Joseph Smith uses his ice powers to freeze the reflecting pool so as to prevent more suicides.
It is revealed that Cartman has not managed to kill himself, as he keeps coming up for air. Blaine curses the Super Best Friends for ruining his plans and flies away in a rocket ship. Stan finally announces that any religion which forces people to relinquish their money or control over their lives is really a cult. After his speech, Kyle reconciles with Stan, they amuse themselves with kicking a taunting Cartman in the testicles, and the episode ends with The Super Best Friends flying away.

South Park - Season 3

SOUTH PARK ZONE

~ SEASON 3 ~

South Park Zone - Rainforest Shmainforest
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 301
(Air date: April 7, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Bad behavior force Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny into the "Getting Gay with Kids Choir" as part of an expedition down to the Costa Rican Rainforest with a do-gooder hippie music teacher (the voice of Jennifer Aniston). But when the group winds up lost in the rainforest, they develop a new-found "respect" for nature.
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South Park Zone - Spontaneous Combustion
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 302
(Air date: April 14, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Stan, Kenny and Cartman help Kyle find an erection for his dad but learn a valuable lesson from the Stations of the Cross. Meanwhile, it's up to Randy Marsh to stop the rash of spontaneous combustions before South Park is reduced to ashes. But when his "gaseous" solution leads to a rip in the ozone layer that will kill everyone, Randy Marsh becomes a marked man.
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South Park Zone - The Succubus
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 303
(Air date: April 21, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
When Chef gets engaged to a strange woman, the boys are convinced that Chef's fiancee is a demon bent on sucking the life out of men. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor.
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South Park Zone - Jakovasaurs
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 304
(Air date: June 16, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Egged on by members of the Department of the Interior and the Mayor, the boys and all of South Park rally around the notion of bringing back the Jakovasaurs from the brink of extinction by helping reunite the male creature with his female mate. However, everyone but Cartman realize that the Jakovasaurs is quite possibly the MOST annoying creature that's ever lived!
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South Park Zone - Tweek vs. Craig
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 305
(Air date: June 23, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash.
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South Park Zone - Sexual Harassment Panda
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 306
(Air date: July 7, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Mr. Garrison decides to teach the children about sexual harassment, and he brings in a mascot to help him with the lesson. This leads to a rash of sexual harassment allegations and to the kids suing each other and then some adults. Mr. Broflovski takes on the cases, and each victory leads to a bigger and bigger house.
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South Park Zone - Cat Orgy
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 307
(Air date: July 14, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Cartman's mom is invited to a meteor shower party hosted by Mr. Mackey. She hires Shelley to babysit Cartman while she's gone, and Shelley sneaks her boyfriend in. Cartman bristles at Shelley babysitting him, until he notices Skyler making moves on her in spite of his age. Cartman and Shelley then team up to get rid of Skyler, and Cartman finds that Shelley isn't such a bad babysitter after all.
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South Park Zone - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 308
(Air date: July 21, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
On the meteor shower night, Stan's parents attend the party and take Stan with them. Stan is forced to spend his time in the basement, as the party is basically adults only. Stan finds Pip, Butters, and a kid named Dougie in there, and they plot a way to escape.
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South Park Zone - Jewbilee
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 309
(Air date: July 28, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
This night of the meteor shower falls on the night of Jewbilee, an evening camp when the Jew Scouts around Colorado gather and participate in various activities. Squirts, or Jewish kindergartners bound for Scouthood, are also present, and several of them are abducted by a bear. Turns out the bear's cub has a birthday that night, but had no one to celebrate with.
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South Park Zone - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 310
(Air date: October 27, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
KORN stumbles into South Park and is confronted by what look like pirate ghosts. The boys participate in a Halloween carnival and run into Korn. Together they try to solve the mystery behind these pirate ghosts. In a side story, the boys try to get back at the fifth graders by digging up Kyle's grandma's corpse and propping her up to scare the older boys.
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South Park Zone - Chinpokomon
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 311
(Air date: November 3, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
When the children of South Park become obsessed with the latest Japanese toy phenomenon Chinpoko Mon, the adult citizens of South Park start to question the motivation behind it. But the marketing blitz is too great, causing the gang to run out and buy the figurines and the video game, culminating in a Chinpoko Mon camp with brainwashing effects.
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South Park Zone - Hooked on Monkey Fonics
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 312
(Air date: November 10, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present and of course Eric hopes it is some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee (Cartman sucks on spelling). Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and woos her and teach her how to love and learn in public school.
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South Park Zone - Starvin' Marvin in Space
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 313
(Air date: November 17, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
When Starvin' Marvin uncovers a crashed spaceship in Ethiopia, he steals it and heads out on a trek across the globe in search of food for his people. Shortly after, the CIA descends on South Park and interrogates the gang in hopes they will give up Marvin'. But Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to help their old pal and wind up joining Marvin on his adventure. Meanwhile, an old nemesis resurfaces and is "bigger" than ever.
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South Park Zone - The Red Badge of Gayness
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 314
(Air date:  November 24, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman, impersonating General Lee, leads the Drunk Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America.
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South Park Zone - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 315
(Air date:  November 24, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
The episode is styled as a variety show and features Mr. Hankey as the host; he sits by the fire in his sewer home and introduces shorts featuring unusual holiday songs. The episode was dedicated to Mary Kay Bergman, the voice of most of the female characters on the show, who committed suicide less than a month earlier.
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South Park Zone
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 316
(Air date:  December 29, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he will not feel left out.
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South Park Zone - World Wide Recorder Concert
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 317
(Air date:  December 29, 1999)

About this South Park episode:
The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono.
Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York.
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