Sunday, November 16, 2008

S12 - Elementary School Musical

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South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1213 - Elementary School Musical
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South Park Elementary School Musical
About this South Park episode:
The boys realize they are no longer the coolest kids in school. Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn�t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

Monday, June 30, 2008

S12 - Pandemic 2: The Startling

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South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2: The Startling
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South Park Pandemic 2:  The Startling
About this South Park episode:
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

S12 - About Last Night...

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Season 12 - Episode 1212 - About Last Night...

About this South Park episode:
A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

S13 - The Ring

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South Park - Season 13 - Episode 1301- The Ring
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Thinking it's his way into her heart (and other body parts), Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

S13 - The Coon

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South Park - Season 13 - Episode 1302- The Coon
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South Park The Coon
About this South Park episode:
One young citizen takes it upon himself to maintain order during a time of despair in South Park. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon�s place as a "symbol" for the town.

S2 - Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 217 - Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)
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About this South Park episode:
The boys are asked to write a paper on corporations, so they go to Mr. Tweek for help, as he runs his own business and has had experience dealing with large corporations. They meet Tweek for the first time and are stunned by his constant shivering. Tweek drinks lots of coffee... and is beset by gnomes who come in during the wee hours of the morning and steal his underpants. When the boys see this for themselves, they nab the gnomes and follow them to their cave, where the underwear is collected... but the gnomes can't figure out how to profit from it.

S2 - Prehistoric Ice Man

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 218 - Prehistoric Ice Man
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While attempting to rescue Kyle from the bottom of a snowy crevice, the boys discover a man imbedded in a block of ice. The world watches while South Park's resident genetic engineer, Mephesto, studies the "Ice Man" as a possible missing link between prehistoric man and the modern era. However, events involving the "new find" cause tension between Stan and his best friend, Kyle.

S12 - The China Probrem

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South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1208 - The China Probrem
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South Park The China Probrem
About this South Park episode:
Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events.

S12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

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South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
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South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever
About this South Park episode:
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all best are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

S12 - Pandemic

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South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1210 - Pandemic
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 South Park Pandemic
About this South Park episode:
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

S2 - Chef Aid

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Season 2 - Episode 214 - Chef Aid
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About this South Park episode:
A bad legal judgement threatens to land Chef in jail, unless he can come up with two million dollars to pay off the slimy Capitalist Records company. Learning for the first time that Chef is a legend in the music business, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny set out to raise money to bail Chef out of a jam. When conventional fundraising falls short, the boys unite the town for a benefit concert, Chef Aid, and some of Chef's famous friends drop by to lend a hand including Sir Elton John and Meatloaf. Meanwhile, an old friend is stalking Mr. Garrison.

S2 - Spooky Fish

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Season 2 - Episode 215 - Spooky Fish
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About this South Park episode:
Stan's aunt Flo gives him a goldfish, but Stan isn't so sure this is a good gift. When no one is looking, the fish jumps out and pulls Kenny into the fish bowl, devouring him. Stan and friends go to a strange pet store to ask about the fish, and the owner tells them about a portal that leads to a parallel world. The boys go through and evil versions of them come back to deal with the other strange animals that are causing havoc through the town.

S2 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
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About this South Park episode:
When Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandma's house, Stan sneaks out to join Kyle, Kenny and Cartman anyway. Dinner with the Cartman family takes a bizarre twist when their Uncle Howard shows up after breaking out of prison and the holiday results in a police stand-off. The boys go to the mall to escape the police, but the police show up anyway.

S2 - City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)

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Season 2 - Episode 207 - City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)

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When the South Park school bus gets into a major accident, Ms. Crabtree sets out to find help before the bus full of kids tumbles off a cliff, or something worse happens. While Ms. Crabtree gets help from a truck driver and then accidentally winds up performing stand-up comedy on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," the boys reflect on past events that have happened to them, adding on some odd twists.

S2 - Summer Sucks

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Season 2 - Episode 208 - Summer Sucks
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Schools out and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are free to enjoy their summer. But summer in Colorado isn't all it is cracked up to be, especially when a ban on fireworks threatens to make the Fourth of July very lame, until the Mayor concocts a scheme that might add "spark" to the festivities. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison goes into a depression when his beloved Mr. Hat disappears, causing him to seek psychiatric help from a pseudo-squiggling Dr. KATZburg (voiced by Comedy Central's Jonathan Katz of "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist").

S2 - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

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Season 2 - Episode 209 - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

About this South Park episode:
The sudden influx of cous cous, raw vegetables and tofu into the "South Park" sewage system forces Mr. Hankey to turn to Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny for help in ridding South Park of the Hollywood element before it's too late. But Kyle's plea turns into a Hollywood bidding frenzy, as agents swarm looking to make Mr. Hankey into a summer movie. Meanwhile, the residents of South Park try to call off the festival after being submitted to valet parking, theme restaurants and crowded parties.

S2 - Chickenpox

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 210 - Chickenpox
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About this South Park episode:
Believing the age-old notion that it's better to contract the chickenpox as a child, the parents of South Park decide to purposefully expose Stan, Kyle and Cartman to the virus. However, when the boys discover what their parents are up to, they are less than thrilled. Meanwhile, Kyle and Kenny's fathers try to rekindle their childhood friendship, despite their socio-economic differences.

S2 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 211 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
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About this South Park episode:
Strange things are happening at the planetarium, which lead Stan, Kyle and Kenny to investigate. Together, with help from Mr. Mackey and Nurse Gollem, the boys uncover a sinister secret being concealed by the planetarium's director, Dr. Adams. Meanwhile, Cartman wins a Cheesy Poof singing contest.
How Kenny Dies?Spontaneously exploded due to the intensity of planetarium demonstration.

S2 - Clubhouses

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South Park - Season 2 - Episode 212 - Clubhouses
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About this South Park episode:
Wendy and Bebe talk to Stan and Kyle about playing in a clubhouse, but the two boys don't have one, and they don't know anything about such houses. Stan and Kyle decide to build one for themselves and their girlfriends. Cartman, not one to be bested, decides to build his own sprawling house with Kenny, and they hold a big party in it. Randy thinks Sharon is cheating on him, so he lets loose and hangs out at Cartman's treehouse for a while.

S2 - Cow Days

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Season 2 - Episode 213 - Cow Days
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About this South Park episode:
The Wild West moves in to the Rockies as the 14th annual Cow Days celebration pulls in to "South Park." After exploring the lame carnival rides, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny become obsessed with a carnival game in which the prizes include Terrance and Phillip dolls. Almost broke and still empty handed, the boys are forced to come up with a plan to decide which one of them must enter the bull-riding contest, which offers a grand prize of five thousand dollars. Meanwhile, the town's cows start to gather in an unconventional way.

S2 - Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

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Season 2 - Episode 201- Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Terrance and Phillip star in this one episode where the boys play a cameo role. Terrance and Phillip get a letter from Iran about Terrance's daughter Sally, so they go over to get her. Saddam Hussein takes notice and follows them back to Canada, which he quickly sets about subduing. Terrance finds that his ex-wife, Celine Dion, is shacking up with Ugly Bob.

S2 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

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Season 2 - Episode 202- Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut


About this South Park episode:
Cartman's mom will forever be a dirty slut it seams...
A mysterious shooting of Mephesto interrupts the revelation of who Cartman's father is, bringing a double mystery to "South Park." Hoping to save Mephestos's life, Chef and the boys race to Hell's Pass Hospital in the midst of a snowstorm, while the townsfolk are left to solve the attempted murder and expose the would be assassin. As the snow mounts, so does the tension, posing the questions; Will Mephesto survive long enough to reveal Cartman's father? Can the townsfolk of "South Park" find the killer and survive the snowstorm on empty stomachs?

S2 - Chickenlover

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Season 2 - Episode 203- Chickenlover
About this South Park episode:As more and more chickens are violated, the pressure to catch the "Chickenlover" builds causing an emotional outburst from Officer Barbrady whom admits he can't read. Suspended from the force and sent back to school, Barbrady deputizes the gang so they can help him catch the "Chickenlover." While Stan, Kyle, and Kenny help Barbrady decipher clues on the Magical Bookmobile, Cartman takes to the streets as the resident law enforcer preventing "South Park" from slipping into total anarchy.

S2 - Ike's Wee Wee

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Season 2 - Episode 204 - Ike's Wee Wee
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Ike's impending bris strikes fear in Kyle's heart, and he devises a plan to protect his baby brother and get him as far away as possible from "South Park" and his "circumcision." With the help of the gang, Ike goes on an adventure to Nebraska. When the Brovlofski's discover what Kyle has done, a family secret is revealed, teaching the boys an important lesson in family. Meanwhile, the school counselor Mr. Mackey is suspended from his job after an anti-drug message goes awry, forcing him onto the streets into an "altered state" of living.

S2 - Conjoined Fetus Lady

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Season 2 - Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady

About this South Park episode:
An innocent game of elementary school dodgeball reveals that Pip has an unnatural ability which makes him the team ringer, but also sends Kyle to the feared school nurse. Anxiety ridden from school stories of how no child comes back alive from a visit with Nurse Gollem, Kyle survives and informs the gang that she's no monster, but suffers from Conjoined Twin Msylexia - a dead fetus is attached to her head! Kyle's mom Sheila takes it upon herself to launch a Conjoined Twin Msylexia awareness campaign, educating the citizens of South Park about the disorder and humiliating Nurse Gollem in the process. Meanwhile, the Cows beat Denver in the State Finals and are sent to China to compete for the World Championship dodgeball title against the dreaded Chinese.

S1 - Mecha-Streisand

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Season 1 - Episode 112 - Mecha-Streisand
About this South Park episode: At an archaeological dig Kyle picks up a triangle that Cartman has discarded. The media attention from the find attracts the attention of Barbra Streisand who needs the triangle to complete �The Diamond of Pantios.� When she completes the diamond, she turns into a terrible monster that will require the combined efforts of Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and The Cure�s Robert Smith to defeat her.

S1 - South Park Zone - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

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Season 1 - Episode 113 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)


About This South Park Episode: An upcoming Father and Son picnic at South Park Elementary School causes Cartman to behave strangely. Stan, Kyle and Kenny seek advice from Mr. Garrison, while Cartman sets out to uncover the identity of his real father. When it becomes evident that just about any male in South Park with a pulse "could be" Cartman's dad (including the 1991 Denver Broncos), the boys help raise $3,000.00 for a genetic test that will prove who the real Mr. Cartman is in this special cliffhanger episode.

S1 - South Park Zone - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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Season 1 - Episode 105 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

S1 - Death

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Season 1 - Episode 106 - Death
About this South Park episode:
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

S1 - South Park Zone - Pink Eye

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Season 1 - Episode 107 - Pink Eye

About this South Park episode:
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

S1 - South Park Zone - Starvin' Marvin

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Season 1 - Episode 109 - Starvin' Marvin
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The class takes part in a canned food drive, and the boys take that a bit further after watching a commercial for sponsoring Ethiopian children. Stan uses his mom's credit card and ends up buying an Ethiopian instead of a sponsorship. The little boy, Marvin, has to be returned, but Cartman ends up being hauled off instead. Cartman suffers in Ethiopia until he finds Sally Struther's secret stash. Eventually, he goes home after Marvin is returned.
How Kenny Dies? Attacked by mutant turkeys; loses an eye in the attack.

S1 - South Park Zone - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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Season 1 - Episode 110 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

About this South Park episode:
The kids practice for their Christmas play, but the way Kyle holds a fetus doll of Jesus provokes a discussion on how religious and denominational the play should be. Kyle offers Mr. Hankey as a non-offensive neutral symbol of Christmas, but no one believes Mr. Hankey, a piece of poo, is real. Mr. Hankey appears after the discussion deteriorates into a mass brawl, and Kyle is vindicated.
Kenny lives! :D

S1 - South Park Zone - Tom's Rhinoplasty

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Season 1 - Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty
About this South Park episode:
When Mr. Garrison decides to do a little "self improvement" at Tom's Rhinoplasty, a substitute teacher Ms. Ellen (voice of "Species" star Natasha Henstridge) takes over the class and immediately wins the affections of the entire school, including Chef. With Valentine's Day right around the corner, poor Wendy must cope with Stan's new crush and decides to take action against the hot Ms. Ellen. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's surgery goes better than expected resulting in a eerie resemblance to a "Baywatch" star that's a big music sensation in Germany, causing a major reaction among the women of South Park.
How Kenny Dies? Knifed by Ms. Ellen.