Thursday, January 31, 2008

S12 - Eek, a Penis!

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1205 - Eek. a Penis
Watch South Park Eek, a Penis! online
South Park Eek, a Penis!
About this South Park episode:
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom, and so his adventure as a teacher becomes.

S12 - Canada on Strike

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1204 - Canada on Strike
Watch South Park Canada on Strike online
South Park Canada on Strike
About this South Park episode:
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with our boys.

S12 - Major Boobage

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1203 - Major Boobage
Watch South Park Major Boobage online
South Park Major Boobage
About this South Park episode:
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, �Heavy Metal�, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that�s captured the junior high and under set.

S12 - Super Fun Time

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1207 - Super Fun Time
South Park Super Fun Time online
South Park Super Fun Time
About this South Park episode:
Kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman finds that lame and boring and he makes Butters sneak away from the class and go to the amusement center which is next door.

S12 - Over Logging


South Park Zone
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1206 - Over Logging
Watch South Park Over Logging online
South Park Over Logging
About this South Park episode:
No one in South Park has internet access and there�s no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

S3 - South Park Zone - Spontaneous Combustion

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 302 - Spontaneous Combustion
Watch South Park Spontaneous Combustion online
About this South Park episode:
Stan, Kenny and Cartman help Kyle find an erection for his dad but learn a valuable lesson from the Stations of the Cross. Meanwhile, it's up to Randy Marsh to stop the rash of spontaneous combustions before South Park is reduced to ashes. But when his "gaseous" solution leads to a rip in the ozone layer that will kill everyone, Randy Marsh becomes a marked man.

S3 - South Park Zone - Rainforest Schmainforest

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 301 - Rainforest Schmainforest
Watch South Park - Rainforest Schmainforest online
About this South Park episode:
Bad behavior force Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny into the "Getting Gay with Kids Choir" as part of an expedition down to the Costa Rican Rainforest with a do-gooder hippie music teacher (the voice of Jennifer Aniston). But when the group winds up lost in the rainforest, they develop a new-found "respect" for nature. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey must reassure the concerned El Presidente that the show will go on.

SOUTH PARK INFORMATION


South Park
is an animated comedy series created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker (see their pictures below). Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central (and its current owner, Viacom) since 1997, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado. South Park satirizes many aspects of American culture and current events, and challenges the deepest convictions and taboos, usually by using parody and black humor.

Serious version:

Geek version:
Cool version:
:))



South Park got its start in 1991 when Parker and Stone, then film students at the University of Colorado, created an animated short called Jesus vs Frosty (also known as The Spirit of Christmas). The crudely made film featured prototypical versions of the kids of South Park, including a character resembling Cartman but called "Kenny", bringing a murderous snowman to life with a magic hat. The baby Jesus then saves the day by decapitating the monster with a halo.

Executives at the Fox network saw the film, and in 1995 executive Brian Graden commissioned Parker and Stone to create a second short film to send to friends as a video Christmas card. Entitled The Spirit of Christmas, it closely resembled the style of the later series, and featured a martial arts duel (and subsequent truce) between Jesus and Santa Claus over the true meaning of Christmas. The video was a hit and was quickly shared, both by underground duplication and over the then-burgeoning Internet. This led to talks to create a series, first with Fox, then with Comedy Central, where the series premiered on August 13, 1997.

Characters
The characters and backgrounds of South Park are made to appear deliberately crude, as if they are simply made of cut-out pieces of paper. Paper cutouts were indeed used in the original pilot Parker/Stone animation and in the very first Comedy Central episode, but every subsequent episode aired on TV has been produced by computer animation that provides the same crude look. To put the efficiency of this process in perspective, consider that the average episode of The Simpsons takes 8 months to create while episodes of South Park have been completed in as little as 3 days. Some episodes have sections of regular film edited in (e.g., "Tweek vs. Craig" and "Cat Orgy").

For more information about the South Park Characters click here.

South Park Media



South Park -
"F" word - Extremely Funny =))


South Park - Uncle Fucker


South Park - I can Change!!! - Sadam Hussein



Your Ad Here


South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas!


South Park - Mr Hanky The Chrismas ( funny song )






South Park Zone - Video Media

SouthPark VS Monty Python

S3 - Jewbilee

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 309 - Jewbilee
Watch South Park Jewbilee online
About this South Park episode:
This night of the meteor shower falls on the night of Jewbilee, an evening camp when the Jew Scouts around Colorado gather and participate in various activities. Squirts, or Jewish kindergartners bound for Scouthood, are also present, and several of them are abducted by a bear. Turns out the bear's cub has a birthday that night, but had no one to celebrate with. The bear abducted the Squirts so her cub could have some company.

S3 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 308 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Watch South Park Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub online
About this South Park episode:
On the meteor shower night, Stan's parents attend the party and take Stan with them. Stan is forced to spend his time in the basement, as the party is basically adults only. Stan finds Pip, Butters, and a kid named Dougie in there, and they plot a way to escape. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey's house is surrounded by the FBI under the impression that there's a cult gathering in the house - things will get nasty...

S3 - Cat Orgy

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 307- Cat Orgy
Watch South Park Cat Orgy online
About this South Park episode:
Cartman's mom is invited to a meteor shower party hosted by Mr. Mackey. She hires Shelley to babysit Cartman while she's gone, and Shelley sneaks her boyfriend in. Cartman bristles at Shelley babysitting him, until he notices Skyler making moves on her in spite of his age. Cartman and Shelley then team up to get rid of Skyler, and Cartman finds that Shelley isn't such a bad babysitter after all.

S3 - South Park Zone - Sexual Harassment Panda

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 306 - Sexual Harassment Panda
Watch South Park Sexual Harassment Panda online
About this South Park episode:
Mr. Garrison decides to teach the children about sexual harassment, and he brings in a mascot to help him with the lesson. This leads to a rash of sexual harassment allegations and to the kids suing each other and then some adults. Mr. Broflovski takes on the cases, and each victory leads to a bigger and bigger house. The mascot loses his job, and the boys seek him out to help stop any more sexual harassment suits from being made.

S3 - South Park Zone - Jakovasaurs

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 305 - Jakovasaurs
Watch South Park Jakovasaurs online
About this South Park episode:
Egged on by members of the Department of the Interior and the Mayor, the boys and all of South Park rally around the notion of bringing back the Jakovasaurs from the brink of extinction by helping reunite the male creature with his female mate. However, everyone but Cartman realize that the Jakovasaurs is quite possibly the MOST annoying creature that's ever lived! Things get worse when the birth rate exceeds that of rabbits, creating a platoon of even more annoying baby Jakovasaurs that threaten to take over the whole town.

S3 - South Park Zone - Tweek vs Craig

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 304 - Tweek vs Craig

About this South Park episode:
The boys set up a fight between Tweek and Craig by spreading rumors about both of them. Neither of them really wants to fight, but the boys egg them on. Meanwhile, Mr. Adler is careful to tell his students not to play too rough in his shop class, or they might hurt themselves. Cartman takes Craig under his wing and teaches him to fight with the help of a martial arts teacher. Stan and Kyle take Tweek and teach him to fight with Jimbo and Ned's help.

S3 - South Park Zone - The Succubus

South Park Zone
Season 3 - Episode 303 - The Succubus
Watch South Park The Succubus online
About this South Park episode:
Jealousy takes over when Chef decides to get married causing the boys to spring into action to stop the impending nuptials. When evidence starts to mount that Chef's bride-to-be may not be all she seems, Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny devise a plan to save their friend Chef before it's too late. Meanwhile, Cartman is forced to endure several trips to the eye doctor.

S3 - Starvin' Marvin in Space!

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 313 - Starvin' Marvin in Space!
Watch South Park Starvin' Marvin in Space online
About this South Park episode:
When Starvin' Marvin uncovers a crashed spaceship in Ethiopia, he steals it and heads out on a trek across the globe in search of food for his people. Shortly after, the CIA descends on South Park and interrogates the gang in hopes they will give up Marvin'. But Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to help their old pal and wind up joining Marvin on his adventure. Meanwhile, an old nemesis resurfaces and is "bigger" than ever.

S3 - Chinpokomon

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 311 - Chinpokomon
Watch South Park Chinpokomon online
About this South Park episode:
When the children of South Park become obsessed with the latest Japanese toy phenomenon Chinpoko Mon, the adult citizens of South Park start to question the motivation behind it. But the marketing blitz is too great, causing the gang to run out and buy the figurines and the video game, culminating in a Chinpoko Mon camp with brainwashing effects. The town decides that the only way to stop what appears to be a Japanese take-over of the U.S.A. is to turn the kids on to the next big thing.

S3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 312 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Watch South Park Hooked on Monkey Phonics online

About this South Park episode:
Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present and of course Eric hopes it is some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee (Cartman sucks on spelling). Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and woos her and teach her how to love and learn in public school.

S3 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 310 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Watch South Park Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery online
About this South Park episode:
KORN stumbles into South Park and is confronted by what look like pirate ghosts. The boys participate in a Halloween carnival and run into Korn. Together they try to solve the mystery behind these pirate ghosts. In a side story, the boys try to get back at the fifth graders by digging up Kyle's grandma's corpse and propping her up to scare the older boys. Unfortunately, it disappears, but is coughed up whole by a stray dog later on.

S4 - Timmy 2000

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 404 - Timmy 2000
Watch South Park Timmy 2000 online

About this South Park episode: Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! ....poor Timmy There's something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is retarded they believe he has ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD. Everyone is on Ritalin and just complacent enough to sit through a Phil Collins show.

S4 - Quintuplets

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 403 - Quintuplets a.k.a. Quintuplets 2000 a.k.a. Contorting Quintuplets 2000
Watch South Park Quintuplets online
About this South Park episode: The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls� grandmother dies after a "wild" night. The girl's father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back.

S4 - The Tooth Fairy's Tats

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 402 - The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
Watch South Park The Tooth Fairy's Tats online
About this South Park episode:
The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others and unveils his latest evil plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone else territory so, they have to work with the mobsters.

S4 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 401 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Watch South Park - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime online
About this South Park episode:
The boys are have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass.Girls challenge the boys to a sledding race. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. This puts Eric behind bars for doing a hate crime.

S3 - World Wide Recorder Concert

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 2 - Episode 317 - World Wide Recorder Concert
Watch South Park World Wide Recorder Concert online
About this South Park episode:
The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono.
Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful.

S4 - Cherokee Hair Tampons

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 407 - Cherokee Hair Tampons
Watch South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons online
About this South Park episode: Kyle needs a kidney transplant and it seems that Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman's house with the plan to steal one of his kidneys, but no success. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his friend decides to take action into his own hands and with the help of the parents gets Cartman's kidney for Stan.

S4 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Watch South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA online
About this South Park episode: Cartman seeks the friendship of older men. On the Internet, he makes a connection with men who enjoys hanging out with young boys. Cartman joins an organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association). The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.

S4 - Pip a.k.a. Great Expectations

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 405 - Pip a.k.a. Great Expectations 
Watch South Park Pip online
About this South Park episode:
In this South Park episode you will find out the Pip's origin. Pip gets a job at the Have sham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Have sham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men.

S4 - Helen Keller! The Musical (Thanksgiving Special)

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 4 - Episode 414 - Helen Keller! The Musical 

Watch South Park Helen Keller! The Musical online
About this South Park episode:
It is Thanksgiving in South Park.
The kids from South Park are having a Thanksgiving theater play and they have to do it better the kindergartners.
Timmy is making a new friend.

S4 - Trapper Keeper

South ark Zone
Season 4 - Episode 413 - Trapper Keeper

Watch South Park Trapper Keeper online
About this South Park episode:
Cartman has a new and cool Trapper Keeper. A stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don't destroy it now. Th stranger seems to be a android from the future who has travel in the past to destroy Cartmans Trapper Keeper device.
Cartman transforms in something big and evil and nasty after he will combine with his awesome Trapper Keeper.

S4 - Fourth Grade

South Park Zone
South Park - Season 4 - Episode 412 - Fourth Grade
Watch South Park Fourth Grade online
About this South Park episode:
The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they're not too happy about it.
Cartman figures up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Timmy's wheelchair transforms in a time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life! This is a nice and dynamic South Park episode.

S4 - Probably

South Park Zone
Season 4 - Episode 411 - Probably

Watch South Park Probably online
About this South Park episode:
Cartman becomes a preacher and convinces the children to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam and goes to God for advice. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Cartman is sent to Mexico for punishment.