Southpark: May 2014

Sunday, May 4, 2014

South Park - Season 12

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South Park - Season 12
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South Park Zone - Tonsil Trouble
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1201
(Air date: March 12, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
After having his tonsils removed Cartman contracts HIV, but when he finds out that people no longer care about AIDS he looks for a cure. Kyle finds it funny that Cartman has AIDS and so Cartman finds a way to give Kyle AIDS to settle the score between them.
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South Park Zone - Britney's New Look
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1202
(Air date: March 19, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
The boys try to get a photo of pop singing trainwreck Britney Spears to cash in on the news reporting her latest social faux pas, but when Britney survives a suicide attempt that leaves her with most of her head missing, the boys soon discover the real reason behind Britney's downfall and try to save her from further exploitation.
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South Park Zone - Major Boobage
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1203
(Air date: March 26, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
In this homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal, the boys worry when Kenny becomes addicted to sniffing cat urine in order to get high. Meanwhile, Cartman takes in all of South Park's cats and Kyle's dad relapses into being addicted to sniffing cat urine.
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South Park Zone - Canada on Strike
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1204
(Air date: April 2, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike over residual money made by the Internet. Meanwhile, the South Park boys try to turn Butters into the latest viral video star, in order to make money to give to Canada.
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South Park Zone - Eek, a Penis!
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1205
(Air date: April 9, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
While Mrs. Garrison goes on sabbatical to reverse her sex change and become Mr. Garrison, Cartman becomes a strict teacher whose unorthodox methods are needed in an inner city school.
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South Park Zone - Over Logging
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1206
(Air date: April 16, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
In this homage to John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath, the Marsh family heads west after the Internet connection goes down nationwide.
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South Park Zone - Super Fun Time
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1207
(Air date: April 23, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman forces Butters to sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center, located next door. While they are away, the living museum's cast and the rest of the class are taken hostage by criminals.
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South Park Zone - The China Probrem
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1208
(Air date: October 8, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
Cartman and Butters invade a P.F. Chang's after Cartman thinks the Chinese will overtake America. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are traumatized after seeing the latest Indiana Jones movie.
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South Park Zone - Breast Cancer Show Ever
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1209
(Air date: October 15, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
Wendy is fed up with Cartman's jokes when he makes fun of her report on breast cancer, and challenges him to a fight.
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South Park Zone - Pandemic
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1210
(Air date: October 22, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
The world faces a wave of Peruvian pan flute bands. The boys ask for Craig's financial support to form a pan flute band of their own, while the government tries to decide how to handle the "pandemic".
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South Park Zone - Pandemic 2: The Startling
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1211
(Air date: October 29, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
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South Park Zone - About Last Night...
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1212
(Air date: November 5, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
Following the 2008 US presidential election, Barack Obama catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. Meanwhile, the Barack Obama supporters of South Park celebrate Obama's victory while the John McCain supporters fear the end of the world and take shelter.
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South Park Zone - Elementary School Musical
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1213
(Air date: November 12, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
The boys realize they are the only kids at school who are not hit by the new High School Musical fad, making everyone in school break out in song.
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South Park Zone - The Ungroundable
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 1214
(Air date: November 19, 2008)

About this South Park episode:
A vampire fad is spreading at South Park Elementary, thanks to the movie Twilight. Butters believes that the students interested in this culture are actual vampires and becomes tempted to join them. Meanwhile, the Goth kids are finding their style is becoming mistaken with the new fad and set out to stop it.
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South Park - The Hobbit

South Park Season 17, Episode 1710

(Original Air Date: December 12, 2013)

In this South Park episode,Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde a new girlfriend.

South Park - Titties and Dragons

South Park Season 17, Episode 1709

(Original Air Date: December 4, 2013)

In this South Park episode, the gates of the mall will finally open for business, more exactly for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. As the boys of South Park are divided and organized in two armies, and only a bloddy battle will determine which is the best gaming console, the X-box One or the Sony Play Station 4.

South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire

South Park Season 17, Episode 1708

(Original Air Date: November 20, 2013)

Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday when Hordes of soulless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales?

South Park - Black Friday

South Park Season 17, Episode 1707

(Original Air Date: November 13, 2013)

In this South Park episode, the dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

South Park - Ginger Cow

South Park Season 17, Episode 1706

(Original Air Date: November 06, 2013)

Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled.

Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.

South Park - Taming Strange

South Park Season 17, Episode 1705

(Original Air Date: October 16, 2013)

This is an interesting episode as it is about Ike and him reaching puberty - no more kick the baby stuff.
In this episode, Kyle tries to save the relationship between him and his Canadian brother, Ike. Their relationship starts to break apart since Ike reaches puberty.

South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

South Park Season 17, Episode 1704

(Original Air Date: October 16, 2013)

Henrietta's parents misunderstand her style - believing that she is and Emo Kid - and send her to a troubled children camp.
When Henrietta returns, her friends (the other Goth Kids) find her changed in a bad way so, they need to help her no matter what.

South Park - World War Zimmerman

South Park Season 17, Episode 1703

(Original Air Date: October 9, 2013)

This episode parodies the movie "World War Z".

In this South Park episode, Cartman is deeply disturbed by a person, which he considers to be a threat to all humanity (and it is not Kyle).

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Thursday, May 1, 2014

S11 - The List

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1114 - The List

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About this South Park episode:
There is a secret list made by the girlsin the fourth grade class, which rates the boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The boys steal the list and madness is unleashed.

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RECENT SOUTH PARK EPISODES

South Park - The Hobbit

South Park Season 17, Episode 1710

(Original Air Date: December 12, 2013)

South Park - Titties and Dragons

South Park Season 17, Episode 1709

(Original Air Date: December 4, 2013)

South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire

South Park Season 17, Episode 1708

(Original Air Date: November 20, 2013)

South Park - Black Friday

South Park Season 17, Episode 1707

(Original Air Date: November 13, 2013)

South Park - Ginger Cow

South Park Season 17, Episode 1706

(Original Air Date: November 06, 2013)

Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled.

Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.

South Park - Taming Strange

South Park Season 17, Episode 1705

(Original Air Date: October 16, 2013)

South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

South Park Season 17, Episode 1704

(Original Air Date: October 16, 2013)

South Park - World War Zimmerman

South Park Season 17, Episode 1703

(Original Air Date: October 9, 2013)

This episode parodies the movie "World War Z".

In this South Park episode, Cartman is deeply disturbed by a person, which he considers to be a threat to all humanity (and it is not Kyle).

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S11 - Guitar Queer-o

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1113 - Guitar Queer-o

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South Park Guitar Queer-o

About this South Park episode:
Guitar Hero fever in South Park gets Stan and Kyle on top. Stan being more skilled than Kyle, a contract involved and a competition damage their friendship.

S11 - Imaginationland I a.k.a. Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1110 - Imaginationland I a.k.a. Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls
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About this South Park episode:

The episode begins with Cartman directing the other boys through a forest in search of a leprechaun. A skeptical Kyle is there, having made a bet that if Cartman can prove leprechauns exist, Kyle will suck Cartman's balls, but if not, Cartman will owe Kyle $10. To Kyle's shock, they do spot a leprechaun and give chase. They eventually and successfully catch it in a trap. The leprechaun says he was sent to warn of a terrorist attack, and that being chased by the boys has made him late, before vanishing. A triumphant Cartman declares that Kyle must now suck his balls, but Kyle initially refuses, asking why a leprechaun would be warning of a terrorist attack and insisting that there has to be a logical explanation. The next day, as Kyle is conversing with Stan, Kenny, Jimmy and Butters, a strange man suddenly appears, asking them if they have seen the leprechaun. When Kyle argues that leprechauns are just imaginary, the man tells him that just because something is imaginary doesn't mean it is not real. He then invites the boys for a ride in his magical "Imagination Flying Machine" while he serenades them with "The Imagination Song" (consisting simply of the word 'imagination' sung repetitively in various tonal inflection).
The group arrives in a place called Imaginationland, where all the beings created by human imagination reside. The imaginary creatures are all fascinated by the presence of "creators", and ask them about the leprechaun. At that moment a band of Islamist terrorists suddenly appear and set off a series of bombs, which kill hundreds of the imaginary creatures and destroy most of the city, with Stan watching (The scene is a parody of part of the opening D-Day sequence in Saving Private Ryan). The boys flee on the back of Draco who flies them to safety. Butters, however, gets left behind, and he and the surviving imaginary characters are taken hostage by the terrorists. The next morning, Kyle wakes up in his bed, and is at first sure the whole thing might have been a dream � until he calls Stan who tells him the same story. They also discover that Butters is missing, much to his parents' shock.
Meanwhile, Cartman, angry that Kyle has refused to fulfill his part of their agreement, takes Kyle to court, where the judge sees the contract Kyle signed and orders Kyle to suck Cartman's balls within twenty-four hours or he will be arrested. The United States Department of Defense has received a video from the terrorists, which shows they are holding the survivors of the attack hostage, including Butters. Butters reads a note from the terrorists at gunpoint, and cries out to Stan and Kyle as the video ends. Unsure of how to counter the terrorists, they turn to Hollywood, hoping that they can use their creativity to get ideas. After being disappointed by several directors, including M. Night Shyamalan, who could only come up with twist endings, and Michael Bay, who could only come up with special effects sequences, they seek the advice of Mel Gibson, who suggests that they examine the video the terrorists sent and determine if there is anyone in it that somehow doesn't fit. The officials at the Pentagon immediately perform a background check on the video and realize that Butters is not an imaginary character. The general orders his men to locate both Stan and Kyle.
In Imaginationland, the terrorists take one of the creatures, "Rockety Rocket", and launch him at "the Barrier", the wall that separates the good and evil halves of Imaginationland. Despite Butters' attempts to stop them, the terrorists destroy the wall and unleash the evil imaginary creatures. Cartman, meanwhile, dons a Sultan's robe and throws a huge party, during which the other kids will watch Kyle suck his balls. Kyle has resigned himself to the task, and is about to walk into Cartman's house with Stan when members of the military arrive and take them away for questioning about Imaginationland. Cartman screams in anger about his plan being foiled, then quickly leaves home and hitchhikes with a trucker to Washington, D.C. to force Kyle to fulfill his end of the bet. He ends the episode stating, "Make no mistake, Kyle. Before this is over, you will suck my balls."

S11 - Imaginationland II a.k.a. The Drying of the Balls

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1111 - Imaginationland II a.k.a. The Drying of the Balls
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About this South Park episode:
Butters finds himself at home in bed, but then awakens to learn it was a dream, and that he is still in Imaginationland. A variety of evil creatures, including monsters, horror movie murderers, and comic book supervillains burst through the destroyed barrier gates and kill the terrorists who freed them before turning their attention on the good creatures. The Mayor urges everyone to flee to the castle in the Gumdrop Forest. Before he can try to get Butters home, the Mayor himself is impaled by a Xenomorph. Before the Mayor dies, he tells Butters to go to Castle Sunshine and to watch out for the evil characters. Meanwhile Cartman has a dream concerning his frustration with Kyle not sucking his testicles.
Butters is then on the run from one evil character after another. When the evil characters have finally ended their rampage and argue about their next move, Butters ends up on the run with the Lollipop King and Snarf from ThunderCats. The three encounter the evil creatures who have captured Strawberry Shortcake, and watch from a safe distance. The creatures assault, torment and jeer her and Jason Voorhees gouges out one of her eyes. Just as a Minotaur orders them to kill her, the Woodland Christmas Critters from Cartman's Christmas story appear, claiming they can do better � or rather, worse. They want to make her eat her eye, then give her AIDS by urinating in her eye socket, before raping and killing her. They set off to find some AIDS in the forest, much to the stunned surprise of the other evil characters who are horrified by how truly evil the critters are.
Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan are being interrogated at The Pentagon. The kids learn of a portal into Imaginationland that had been built during the Cold War and is controlled by the government (Stargate). The portal powers up when the boys sing the Mayor's Imagination song which, as they soon find, is difficult to remember (although the lyrics were simple, the correct intonations are required).
Cartman breaks into the Pentagon and convinces the officials to let him drag Kyle away for the promised teabagging in the conference room. But Cartman gloats too long and an alarm interrupts them (though, naturally, he believes Kyle is responsible because he is trying to get out of the bet). The American government send in a group of soldiers and Kurt Russell into Imaginationland. They radio back information that they have found a group of "talking woodland Christmas critters." Stan, remembering the critters from the Christmas story written by Cartman, quickly tries to warn them to flee, but the Woodland Critters gang rape the soldiers. A moment later, ManBearPig breaks through the portal into the Pentagon. He kills two workers and grabs Kyle by the neck. An injured employee manages to reverse the portal, sending ManBearPig back into it for good. Unfortunately, Stan is caught in the force of the portal's power and is pulled in as well too.
Due to the way ManBearPig held Kyle, he has been horribly injured, and is shortly pronounced dead when not even two zaps from a defibrillator get his heart going again. Despite wishing so many times of wanting Kyle dead, Cartman is completely horrified and furious by Kyle's death, only because Kyle is escaping his obligation to suck his testicles. Refusing to let Kyle die, Cartman performs CPR and slaps Kyle repeatedly, almost in tears. He manages to revive Kyle, who is put on oxygen and taken to a hospital, once again unaware that Cartman has saved his life.
In Imaginationland, Butters, the Lollipop King, and Snarf arrive at the Castle (similar in architecture to Rivendell). The guards suspect Butters is connected with the terrorist attack and bring him shirtless and in chains before the Council of Nine, consisting of some of the most highly regarded of all imaginary characters: Aslan, Gandalf, Glinda, Jesus, Luke Skywalker, Morpheus, Popeye, Wonder Woman, and Zeus. The council meets with Butters, and determine that he is "The Key", a legendary hero who will save them all. Butters does not like this, but the Council tells him that he has no choice but to help them if he ever wants to go home again. The good characters of Imaginationland prepare for battle with the evil characters, even though most of them are totally unsuited for battle.
Back in the Pentagon, the general, seeing that their imaginations have run wild, orders for a nuke to be launched through the portal. In the hospital Cartman sits at Kyle's side, and the episode ends as he awakens with his and Cartman's contract being held in front him, revealing that Cartman still intends to carry out the agreement, having saved Kyle for only that purpose.

S11 - Imaginationland III a.k.a. Moistening of the Scrotum

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1112 - Imaginationland III a.k.a. Moistening of the Scrotum
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About this South Park episode:
As an army of evil imaginary creatures marches towards the castle, Aslan, Gandalf and Luke Skywalker inform Butters that, as a real person, he has the ability to manifest things in Imaginationland by using his imagination. He prompts Butters to imagine the thing most prominent in his mind, hoping to get Santa. However Butters at first visualises his father, who materialises as a dreadful demonic grounding-monster.
In the real world, Kyle wakes up in Washington DC Memorial Hospital, where Cartman is undergoing preparations in anticipation of Kyle sucking his balls, setting up a photoshoot, preparing an ice-cream-sundae and this time dressing as the pope. Kyle somehow establishes a telepathic link with Stan in Imaginationland, who says he can hear a trumpet and that "something really big is about to go down..."
The trumpet, it turns out, heralds the arrival of the evil imaginary army. The good army, led by Jesus, marvels at how greatly outnumbered they are. The two sides clash in a bloody battle, and initially, the good characters seem doomed. However, Butters finally manages to gain control of his imagination, and is able to summon appropriate backup and weaponry for the defending good guys that begins to turn the tide. The Pentagon is forced to admit the events about Imaginationland and their plan to nuke it, because Al Gore (who has his Nobel Peace Prize medal hanging around his neck) has leaked a video about ManBearPig (having taped ManBearPig's rampage in the previous episode). To proceed, the Supreme Court overturns the "Cartman vs. Broflovski decision" that imaginary creatures are real - imaginary creatures are declared not really real, so the government can bomb Imaginationland. Kyle is no longer legally required to suck Cartman's balls, and he is instructed by Stan to stall the launch.
Kyle leaves the hospital, with a raging Cartman following closely behind. Kyle is initially turned down by security, but receives encouragement from Stan and several imaginary characters, including Jesus, Superman and Luke Skywalker. Cartman breaks into the Pentagon again, and tries to manipulate the scientists into admitting that Imaginationland is real, for the sole purpose of winning his bet. He is quickly followed by Kyle, who finally agrees with him and convinces the officials to not bomb Imaginationland by arguing that imaginary creatures are just as real as real people because of the impact they have on people's lives. Cartman responds by telling Kyle that since imaginary creatures are real after all, then he loses their bet, and still has to suck Cartman's balls. Kyle finally snaps and berates Cartman for not caring about the danger Stan and Butters are in just because of a stupid bet and that he doesn't care who won, because Kyle would rather go to jail than humiliate himself by sucking Cartman's balls. Suddenly, Al Gore barges into the room, asking why the bomb hasn't been launched yet. When he finds out that the launch sequence has been aborted, he says "ManBearPig has to die", he then mashes at the portal's control panel to try and launch the bomb himself, which causes the portal to destabilize and suck everyone in the room, as well as the nuclear missile, into Imaginationland.
The good characters' victory is interrupted by the bomb's explosion, destroying everything and everyone, including the people from the real world and leaving nothing but a vast white emptiness. Butters, on the other hand, somehow survives the explosion and restores the realm with his imagination, back to how it was before the initial terrorist attack. He even manages to bring back Kyle, Stan and Cartman. Everyone is alive again, the evil imaginary characters are imprisoned once again, and everyone cheers for Butters for saving the day. Cartman acknowledges Butters for using his imagination to restore everything, then realizing the power of the realm, smugly creates duplicates of himself and Kyle, in which imaginary Kyle sucks imaginary Cartman's balls (off-screen). Kyle angrily states the scene is imaginary, to which Cartman insists that, in one's imagination, imaginary creatures are "real", as Kyle himself said earlier. The Mayor agrees that at least here in Imaginationland, it is real. Santa then states that it's time for the boys to go home.
Butters suddenly wakes up in the real world, in his bedroom. His parents come in, and he tells them about the dream he just had. They inform Butters that it wasn't a dream, as they read about it in a newspaper, but they proceed to ground him anyway for not coming back from Imaginationland in time to clear out the basement. Distraught by this, Butters tries to use his powers to get out of being grounded, but is told by his parents that his powers only work in Imaginationland, and not in the real world. Disappointed, Butters lays back in bed and ends the episode with a low, unhappy and uncensored mutter of "Aw, shit".

S11 - Fantastic Easter Special

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South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1105 - Fantastic Easter Special

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As the Marsh family colors eggs for Easter, Stan questions what it has to do with Jesus. Not satisfied by his father Randy's vague response, Stan storms off and asks the same question to a mall Easter Bunny. The mall bunny tells Stan that it is "just Easter", and to "just go with it", then makes a mysterious phone call.
Stan soon finds himself being chased by men in bunny suits. When he gets home, he finds that Randy is part of the plot. Randy calls the men off, and tells Stan that he is in a society called "The Hare Club for Men", who have guarded the secret of Easter for generations. Randy takes Stan to the headquarters of the Hare Club, where he is to be initiated into the group, which reveres a rabbit named Snowball. The Hare Club for Men's building resembles a Masonic Hall. Much of the ritual borrows from the practice of Freemasons. Just as he is about to learn the secret of Easter, Stan's initiation is interrupted as the club is ambushed by a group of ninjas. The Hare Club members rush to protect Snowball, and Randy gives the rabbit to Stan, telling him to run. He escapes with Snowball, and witnesses the ninjas and their leader, William Anthony Donohue, executing a resisting hare and interrogating Randy. Stan runs off to Kyle's house and tries to extract any knowledge Kyle has of Easter. Kyle, who is Jewish and says he knows nothing about Easter, does not want to be involved in something so dangerous, but Stan persuades him to help.
Stan and Kyle manage to track down a man named Professor Teabag (spoof of Professor Teabing), who supposedly knows the secret of the Hare Club. Teabag lets them in his mansion and explains that Leonardo da Vinci was actually a member of the Hare Club and that Saint Peter was not a man, but a rabbit (Peter Rabbit), and reveals that da Vinci originally portrayed Saint Peter as a rabbit instead of as a man in his painting of the Last Supper. Teabag explains that Jesus knew that no human could speak for all Christianity without any acts of corruption, and that rabbits were pure, tolerant, and incorruptible. This is why the Pope's mitre is shaped to accommodate a rabbit's ears. He also explained that the Church decided to bury the secret and put a man in charge. Ever since, "The Hare Club for Men" society members have decorated eggs for generations to keep the secret in da Vinci's painting alive. He further explains that Snowball is actually a direct descendant from St. Peter, and that Stan's father and the members of the Hare Club have been kidnapped by the Vatican, who wish to cover up this secret, viewing it as blasphemy. Donahue's ninja minions then attack again and kill Teabag's butler, but Teabag helps the two boys escape by putting marshmallow Peeps in the microwave. It causes an explosion that destroys the mansion, killing both Teabag and the ninjas.
Stan and Kyle go to the Vatican where Stan turns the rabbit over to the Donohue's men, on the condition that the Hare Club members are all set free and that Snowball remains unharmed. However, Donohue reveals he had actually made the promise on two separate crucifixes, a "double cross", and plans to make an example of the Hare Club. Pope Benedict XVI opposes this, saying that double-crossing is not considered to be "very Christian," something which Donohue responds by saying that it is what Jesus would have wanted. Jesus himself then arrives to intervene, answering the prayer of one of the Hare Club members. He tells them that he actually did plan for the popes to be rabbits, citing the current corruption of Donohue. Benedict and his clergy are willing to listen and agree with Jesus, but Donohue refuses to listen and orders Benedict to execute Jesus for 'going against the Church'. Outraged to see how arrogant Donohue is, Benedict angrily refuses, saying that killing Jesus is not "very Christian." Enraged, Donohue seizes the Pope's mitre, and orders his ninjas to capture everyone including Benedict and Jesus. Donohue declares himself the new Pope. With the clergy unable to stop him, Donohue orders his minions to lock up Kyle and Jesus, whom he calls the "two Jews", and Benedict to deal with later. Donohue then leads Randy, Stan, and the surviving Hare Club members to the block where the gigantic pot for Snowball's execution is.
At the cell, Benedict apologizes to Jesus for his actions, pleading for forgiveness. Jesus tells Kyle that his "superpowers" only work when he is dead, and the only way to escape is for Kyle to kill him so he can return to life outside the cell. Kyle is hesitant to kill Jesus, but does so after Jesus promises that "Eric Cartman can never know about this". As Donohue is about to execute Snowball in front of Randy, Stan, and the Hare Club members, Jesus appears in the crowd after resurrecting. Jesus then kills Donohue. Everyone cheers for Jesus and Snowball is elected Pope. Because he is a rabbit, Snowball cannot speak or tell people how they should lead their lives, just as "Jesus intended". Stan reveals that he has learned his lesson through all of his adventures: do not ask questions; just dye the eggs and keep his mouth shut, and Randy is proud of him.