Monday, November 26, 2012

South Park Characters

Fantastic/Non-Human South Park Characters

Towelie / Toweleeeie / Stephen McTowelie
Towelie is a talking towel who was genetically engineered by Tynacorp, in order to allow him to make people as dry as necessary depending on the situation. He is usually seen either appearing out of nowhere to give towel advice to the citizens of South Park, or getting high. The theme song from Popeye plays whenever Towelie gets high. Towelie is probably best described as a light blue towel with arms, legs and an anthropomorphic face. His eyes turn a shade of red when he gets high. In "Crippled Summer", he is shown crumpled and burnt at the edges, due to his drug addiction.


Clyde Frog
Clyde Frog was one of Eric Cartman's stuffed animals. It was known as Eric's most favorite toy, as evidenced in "Die Hippie, Die", where he says a tearful farewell to Clyde Frog before he goes on a dangerous mission. In some episodes, when Eric was alone, he asked Clyde Frog for advice, and he seems to have seen the stuffed animal as a friend as seen in "Die Hippie, Die". Clyde Frog is based upon a character of the same name from a children's educational program from the late 1970's called "The Clyde Frog Show".
Clyde Frog "died" in the episode "1%" in season 15. He was murdered at the hands of Cartman, who pretended it was Polly Prissypants, after he was told to grow up and "killed" all of his stuffed dolls in a dramatic way.



Giant Douche & Turd Sandwich
When PETA comes to town protesting the school mascot, Mooey the Cow, the students are forced to hold a special election, and in turn, nominate these two brave new candidates: Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich. Kyle's squad is pro-"Giant Douche," while Cartman (and Butters) get hard behind "Turd Sandwich." Turns out, they are both really shitty choices.


Mr. Hat
Mr. Hat is a puppet worn on Herbert Garrison's hand and Mr. Garrison appears to converse with it. Mr. Hat was used by Mr. Garrison from "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" until "Summer Sucks", (Where he was replaced with Mr. Twig), and then from the end of "Chef Aid" to his last regular appearance in "A Ladder to Heaven". He was replaced by Mr. Slave in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance" and since he has only made one cameo appearance in the episode "Pre-School" in a flashback. He returned to the show in the episode "200" because Cartman knew he could know the truth behind his father.


Mr. Twig
Mr. Twig was Mr. Garrison's teaching assistant from "Summer Sucks" to "Chef Aid". Since then, he has yet to reappear.
Mr. Twig is basically a twig that wears a purple shirt and has a logo reminiscent of symbol that the Nazis made homosexuals wear during the Holocaust on the upper left of the shirt. This is probably a reference to Mr. Garrison's closet homosexuality during Season Two.



The Crab People
The Crab People appeared in the episode "South Park is Gay!". They ran a show called Queer Eye for the Straight Guy disguised as homosexual men. Their plans of taking over the world by making everyone metrosexual is eventually revealed to Kyle. They wanted to make all the men weak enough so an invasion would be easy because they are small and weak themselves. The TV producers said they did it before on the Jeffersons.
Crab People are anthropomorphic crabs. They're colored like crabs and have crab-like features, such as antennae, claws, and crab shells. In "South Park is Gay!", they take on human disguises, disguising themselves as the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.


 Death
"Death" is the sixth episode of Season One, and the 6th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on September 17, 1997.
At his grandfather's 102nd birthday, Stan is faced with a moral dilemma -- Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to be the assist in his assisted suicide. Sheila Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, Terrance and Phillip, and the South Park parents have left the kids on their own to follow Kyle's mom to the network headquarters in the big city.



Afghani Goat
After the Boys send a dollar to needy children Afghanistan, they receive this cute little goat. But Afgani Goats cannot breathe the sweet air of freedom in America without choking, so the Boys go on a mission to return it to Afghanistan. The goat, however, is confused for Stevie Nicks, and becomes quite the star among the military.



Phonics Monkey
Phonics Monkey is a drum playing monkey who appeared in the Season Three episode, "Hooked on Monkey Phonics".
To help Cartman win the school spelling bee, Cartman's Mom gives him this cute little Fonics Monkey. He plays a mini drums set, and occasionally, masturbates in public.


Fluffy
Fluffy is Cartman's pet pig. In "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig", Kyle Broflovski attempts to create a new species of smaller "pot-bellied elephants" that he can keep in his house. He hopes to achieve this goal by making his pet elephant make love to Fluffy.
Although his first efforts are futile, with some help from Chef and Elton John, the pair eventually get into the mood and make sweet love. However, for whatever reason, the spawn of this union is a piglet with an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Garrison.


Ghost of Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln's first appearance, as a character, was in "The List". However, he has been mentioned as well as seen in photographs many times previously.
Abraham Lincoln wears can be seen wearing a black top hat, a white, button-up undershirt, a black suit, gray pants, and a black bow-tie. He has a gray beard and an overall "wrinkly" appearance.


Goobacks
"Goobacks" is the seventh episode of Season Eight, and the 118th overall episode of South Park. It aired on April 28, 2004.
Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently discovered time portal and are looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time-traveling immigrants are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, causing the boys to lose their jobs.

The guinea creatures first appeared in "Pandemic", and "Pandemic 2: The Startling".
The Giant Guineas Creatures are from Peru where the sound of pan flute bands subdued them. When all of the pan flute bands left the guineas went on a rampage. They destroyed South Park and killed many people, and everyone was terrified of them. Randy Marsh wanted to film them to get good footage of the family, and Sharon Marsh was put off and was demanding him to turn off the camera.
Guinea Creatures are shown to be able to reach a higher level of intelligence, even sentience, as The Guinea Pirate does. The Guinea creatures can also morph into other creatures, such as how The Guinea Pirate morphs into a human and infiltrates The American Government. Guinea Creatures can possibly overcome their weakness of Peruvian Flute Bands if they are smart enough, as The Guinea Pirate does, who is the only known Guinea Creature to successfully leave The Guinea Creatures Home and live in a place where Peruvian Flute Bands were.


Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo is the Christmas deity of South Park, taking the place of others, such as Frosty or Rudolph, and a jolly Poo that visits anyone on Christmas that has a lot of high fiber in their diets. He resides in the sewers beneath South Park, and therefore has been known to appear as if by magic from out of toilet cisterns, bringing with him tidings of joy, and a ghastly smell.



Autumn
Autumn is the dissatisfied wife of Mr. Hankey and the mother of Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon. Autumn only appears in "A Very Crappy Christmas". She has a drinking problem, and is seen drunk often.
She seems to be unhappy with her marriage, mostly due to Mr. Hankey's erectile dysfunction. She seems to use alcohol as a crutch for her unhappiness.
She has three kids. Being a housewife, it can be assumed that she takes care of them.





 
Najix
Najix is an alien who works for the Nerzod Productions seen in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled". Najix is the main producer of the hit intergalactic reality TV show Earth which has made it to over one hundred episodes. Najix is a intergalactic shape-shifting television producer and he runs the company Nerzod Productions.
Green and yellow skin and four legs and sharp teeth. In an attempt to appear less scary, Najix transformed into anything the boys could imagine. Cartman suggested an ice cream-shitting taco, which Najix eventually settled on.
A very kind alien that helps the boys see the Joozian studio heads about not having Earth cancelled. Also fixes Cartman's anal satellite that broadcasts the Earth to the Universe.
Has the ability to shape-shift from his original form based on the the thoughts of those around him.


Jakovosaurs
Jakovosaurs are strange duck-like creatures who appeared in the episode "Jakovasaurs". They were thought to be extinct, but were rediscovered by Eric Cartman while on a camping trip with the other boys. The Jakovasaurs had a short-lived sitcom.
After the town aided the Jakovosaurs to successfully reproduce they realized just how annoying they really were and disposed of them by sending them with similar annoying, clumsy and loud people by placing them on a flight to France. The French enjoyed the clumsy antics of the Jakovosaurs and let them stay in the country. Jakovasaurs are large yellow creatures with either pink or blue lips. Male Jakovasaurs, such as Jakov, have green lips and females, such as Junjun, have pink lips.


Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez appeared in the episode "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".
Jennifer Lopez wears very elegant clothing. She wears a long white skirt, a gray formal shirt with a white collar, a white woman's business coat, and a large white hat with a pearl trimming. She has a plethora of jewelry on consisting of several gold necklaces, a pearl necklace, several gold rings with jewels, a pearl wrist band, and emerald earring. Her accessories include, a white purse with a gold chain handle, white glasses, a pink fur scarf, and a white poodle with a emerald and gold necklace of its own. She has long, wavy brown hair. She also wears make-up consisting of pink lipstick and teal eye shadow.
This sassy Mexican singer loves tacos and burritos, as well as Ben Affleck. Her south-of-the-border themed ballads scored her a record contract in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" (705). She manages to win the love of Ben Affleck and piss of the original J-Lo -- all this, despite the fact that she is attached to Cartman's hand. Or is she? She also makes a picante return in the "200"/"201" saga...and helps Cartman with his quest to find out his real father.


Joozians
The Joozians are an alien species that control all media in the universe. They only appear in "Cancelled". The aliens don't listen to the boys at first while explaining that after 100 episodes, series start to decline in sensibility. This is followed by scenes where they take the boys to lunch, go to a topless bar, and visit a prostitute's hotel room. The two Joozians then, very drunk and high on "blach", begin sucking on each others' "jagons" and sticking their fingers in each other's "thrushers", actions depicted as being highly erotic and, seemingly, inappropriate. Kenny takes a picture of it, and the boys then blackmail the aliens with it. The Joozians agree to keep not cancel Earth. They later erase everyone's memory of Earth being a intergalactic reality television show.


Mr. Kitty
Mr. Kitty is Eric Cartman's pet cat, who made his first appearance in the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".
Mr. Kitty is a gray cat with dark gray ears, and black whiskers. Prior to his appearance in ""Major Boobage", Mr. Kitty had a black nose, with the exception of his original appearance in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" where he had a pink nose. His updated appearance includes more detailed fur, a more detailed body style, and a pink nose. Mr. Kitty is actualy a female cat.



Travis, Kelly & Baby
Travis, Kelly, and Baby. A family of lice living on Clyde's head. Travis and Kelly are madly in love, and their little one, Baby, is the pride of their louse family. But when a green, gooey epidemic kills off the lice colony, Travis is left alone to protect Baby. The world is cruel, but his love for Baby is stronger...



Manbearpig
Manbearpig is the single biggest threat to our planet, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It Is half man, half bear and half pig. Thankfully, we have Al Gore to spread Manbearpig awareness, and help protect us against this threat. In "Imaginationland: Part II", we actually get to see just how deadly this beast is. I'm cereal.


Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks is the gerbil belonging to the fourth grade class at South Park Elementary. In the episode, "The Death Camp of Tolerance", Mr. Garrison inserts Lemmiwinks into Mr. Slave's ass with the hope that he'll get fired. Lemmiwinks then travels through Mr. Slave's digestive system to reach freedom. With the help of the spirits of other animal victims, he escapes successfully, and is informed after his departure that he is actually the 'Gerbil King', and is thus destined for many more adventures.


Marklar
The Marklar are an intelligent species of identical aliens who refer to all people, places, and things as "Marklar". Despite being almost identical and all having the same name, they are still somehow able to tell each other apart and address each other as Marklar without ambiguity.
All Marklars are almost identical, with orange skin and egg-shaped heads. They have prominent veins on their scalps and have yellow eyes. The only unique traits amongst different Marklar are the veins on their heads, the color of the robes they wear, and their height. The leader is the only known Marklar to wear a yellow robe and have a gray beard.



Mouse Penis
This little lab-grown creature has short-whiskers, fluffy ears, and a genetically engineered penis growing out of its back. Ms. Garrison commissions its creation with hopes of becoming a man once again.





Mecha-Streisand
"Mecha-Streisand" is the twelfth episode of Season One, and the 12th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on February 18, 1998[1]. The Episode parodies many Japanese TV shows and movies, including Ultraman and the Godzilla movies. Mecha-Streisand herself is a parody of MechaGodzilla.
The dawn of Zinthar is at hand! The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world. Help is on the way however, in the form of an award-winning actor, a celebrated movie critic and a rock superstar.


The Mayor of Imaginationland
The Mayor of Imaginationland is a representation of the Disney character called Dreamfinder from the Journey Into Imagination attraction in the Epcot Center Parks at Disney World. He sang the song of the attraction, called the Imagination Song, when he delivers Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Jimmy, and Butters to Imaginationland in his blimp. Butters thinks he wants to rape them due to his overly happy personality and looks. He dies in the
terrorist attack on Imaginationland when the alien, from the Alien film series, tears out his organs. In the end of "Imaginationland, Episode III", Butters revives the Mayor by reimagining him, and consequentially, he also reimagines Imaginationland after it was destroyed.



Otters
In the year 2546, these sentient otters lead the Allied Atheist Alliance -- supposedly the most "logical" atheist organization. Blavius is their leader (with the pendant on his head) and Hartsol is his right-hand-otter (he's got the glass screen over his eye). Together, the otters aim to take on the Unified Atheist League, the United Atheist Alliance, and the Time Child.




Pygmies
While the students are trying to save the rainforest with their "Getting Gay With Kids" troupe, they are attacked and tied-up by these adorable little natives. Luckily, some bulldozers come to save the day.



Polly Prissy Pants
Polly Prissy Pants is one of Eric Cartman's toys, along with Clyde Frog, Peter Panda, Rumpertumskin, and Muscleman Marc. They were the only comfort Cartman had, and acted as his alter-egos. He talks to them and pretends they are real when he is having personal issues in his life. Polly, along with the rest of his toys were "killed" in "1%".
Polly Prissypants is a small doll dressed in a pink dress and hat with white frills and white and pink striped stockings. She has light blue buttons as eyes.


Peter Panda
Peter Panda was one of Eric Cartman's stuffed animals. It first appeared in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" but made its last appearance in "1%" after it was burned in a house fire.
Peter Panda is a toy panda bear with the usual features of a panda such as white body and black accents. He also has pink ears.




Rumpertumpskin
Rumpertumpskin was one of Eric Cartman's stuffed animals. It made its first appearance in the episode "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".
During the events of "1%", Rumpertumskin was inadvertently destroyed by Eric Cartman after he tripped a trip-wire trap which detonated a bomb collar around Rumpertumskin's neck. Although the perpetrator of the "killing" was thought to have been Polly Prissypants, it was actually Eric Cartman who was pressured by his peers and by his mother indirectly to grow up and give up his stuffed animals.
Rumpertumskin is an overweight purple dragon with a pink stomach, pink wings, and red spikes on its head and tail.


Muscleman Marc
Muscleman Marc is a toy owned by Eric Cartman that made its first appearance in the episode "1%".
After Peter Panda is set on fire, Cartman takes Marc to Token's House, where he believes he will be safe. However, shortly thereafter, Cartman finds him in pot of boiling of water. Marc was apparently killed by another toy of Cartman's, Polly Prissypants, who was, in reality, a manifestation of Cartman's twisted subconscious.
Marc is shown to be muscular, small, and covered in what appear to be stickers in the likeness of tattoos. The stickers are in the shape of the heads of Cartman's other toys.


Scuzzlebutt
Scuzzlebutt is a basket-weaving monster who lives on top of a mountain in South Park. He has a piece of celery as an arm and Patrick Duffy as a leg. He appears prominently in the Season One episode, "Volcano". He has had several cameo appearances since. Skuzzlebutt is a large brown creature with Patrick Duffy as a leg and a celery stick for an arm. He has dark brown hair and a dark brown beard.
He is a kind, sweet-natured creature with a basic grasp of the English language, as he is shown able to say the words "friend" and "Volcano". He is reclusive but unafraid of humans. He is benevolent and thoughtful, as he is shown saving the boys in a wicker basket and giving some freshly-picked mountain flowers to Mayor McDaniels.



Sparky
Sparky is Stan Marsh's dog, who is part doberman and part wolf, and is claimed by Stan to be "the toughest dog on the mountain". This assertion is challenged, however, by other South Park residents when Sparky's homosexual nature manifests; first with the mutt Sylvester and then with Clyde's dog, Rex.



Spookyfish 
Stan's Aunt Flo gives him this strange fish as a present. Stan later finds out that this fish was bought at the Indian Burial Ground Pet Shop where some strange portal from an evil world exists. Stan gets blamed by his mom for the murders when the Spookyfish goes on a killing spree.



The Underpants Gnomes
The Underpants Gnomes are gnomes that travel the world stealing underpants. They are featured in the episode "Gnomes". They later reappeared in "Red Sleigh Down" and "Imaginationland". They are voiced by Trey Parker.
Underpants Gnomes appear in the stereotypical Gnome fashion, with thick long beards. They primarily wear red shirts, blue pants and black belts. Each wears a tall pointed hat, normally green or black in color. Many carry backpacks in order to store the underwear.
Gnomes are apparently very sturdy creatures, who can stand-up easily to physical abuse; Cartman striking one with a stick did not appear to harm it, merely prompting it to call him a pussy. Though it should be noted that Cartman is fairly nonathletic and might not be capable of hitting very hard.



Snooki
Snooki is a parody of Jersey Shore`s Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, appearing in the episode "It's a Jersey Thing". She was discovered terrorizing Skeeter's Bar. Randy Marsh, Officer Barbrady, Stephen Stotch, Ned Gerblansky, Jimbo Kern, and a few others found the monstrous Snooki in the bar, where she was said to have torn a hole in the meat locker and broken the cigarette machine.
Snooki appears as an over exaggerated form of the real celebrity. She is hunch backed, has large ears, has a large nose, and is short in stature. She is also overweight, with obvious fat rolls. She wears a black bikini top under a teal cover, a lace bottom, and green slippers.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

South Park Adults

South Park Characters - The South Park Adults

Liane Cartman
Liane is the mother of Eric Cartman. She makes many appearances throughout the series and is considered to be one of the most prominent of the South Park parents.
Liane is a good-natured individual but with a definite edge to her.She is named after Liane Adamo, the ex-fianc�e of South Park co-creator Trey Parker. The engagement was broken up because she reportedly committed infidelities on Parker during their engagement.
In "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" it was stated that Liane Cartman was a hermaphrodite. Liane shows great deference to her overweight son Eric, and has been seen on numerous occasions bowing to his will, constantly spoiling him rotten.
Despite her sweetness, she is extremely promiscuous when it comes to sexual apetite.


Randy Marsh
Randy is Stan and Shelly's father. He is South Park's local geologist and also a big fan of beer.
Despite being a geologist with a doctorate, he is generally portrayed as an absent-minded idiot, driving many episode plots in the later seasons, though this was later revealed to be due to him being unhappy over his marriage.
Randy Marsh is shown to be an actual liberal and he has a very unhealthy addiction to masturbation as seen in the episode "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub".
It appears Randy Marsh is very musically talented. He is a good singer and he can play guitar really well as seen in Guitar Queer-O and Over Logging.


Sharon Marsh
Sharon is Stan and Shelly's mother, as well as Randy Marsh's wife.
According to the sixth graders, she has "the sweetest boobs ever." She's also a big fan of queefs and women's rights...but not such a big fan of Randy's record-breaking craps. Sharon frequently provides the voice of reason in the family, although did once have to cover up multiple murders (in "Spookyfish"). For a brief period, she got divorced Randy and remarried a bearded dude named "Roy" (in "Clubhouses"). Fortunately, no one would "let him in" and Randy and Sharon re-consummated their marriage in the clubhouse.


Gerald / Jerry Broflovski
Gerald is Kyle's and Ikes father. He is named after Matt Stone's father, Gerald W. Stone. 
Gerald is a lawyer and a member of City Council as the city attorney.
He has shown a weakness for cheesing, being smug, and spare change. He also briefly displayed his love for dolphins by undergoing a "dolphinoplasty" operation to turn himself into a transpecies "jewfin." Although the operation was reversed, his love for porpoises remains.

Sheila Broflovski
This is Kyle's overbearing Jewish mother. She's always poking her nose in everyone else's business and lobbying for different causes. She really hates Terrance and Phillip, and has rallied protests against it on several occasions. She is frequently insulted by Eric Cartman, who calls her a bitch as she usually spoils his misguided fun. In fact, he has even created a song about her, entitled "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch". Sheila is very protective about her family and has often led huge campaigns against beliefs and other such examples which she believes are unsafe, often going too far in her efforts and steamrolling her son in the process.

Stuart McCormick
Stuart is Mrs. McCormick's husband as well as Kenny, Karen and Kevin's father. He is voiced by Matt Stone. His first name was revealed in "Chickenpox". A character named Mr. McCormick was slingshot on to the cartoon central building in the episode "Death". 
Stuart McCormick is Kenny's dad. He's an out of work alcoholic who frequently gets into domestic disputes with his wife. More often than not, he's the one who gets his ass beat. Stuart and Gerald (Kyle's dad) used to be best friends in high school, but have since lost that BFF status. But they all still hang out at the local bars.

Mrs. McCormick
Mrs. McCormick is Kenny, Kevin, and Karen's mother as well as Stuart's wife. Her first name is uncertain, however, fans often call her "Carol", a name that was used for Sharon Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, and Linda Stotch in earlier seasons.
Much like her hubby, she loves to booze and isn't afraid to have the occasional domestic dispute. She's most commonly seen in her "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt, although more recently has shown that yes, she does indeed have more than one piece of clothing.


Stephen Stotch / Chris
Chris is Butters' father as well as Linda Stotch's husband.
He's not afraid to discipline his son or punish him for weeks at a time...and actually makes sure to do that quite regularly. He's also not afraid to sell his son to Paris Hilton for $200 million. He frequents such classy establishments as the the White Swallow Spa and the Studcat Theater, and his bi-curiosity almost ruined his marriage. Almost. On the side, Mr. Stotch coaches the boys' Little League baseball team and regularly hangs out with the other boys' dads.


Linda Stotch / Carol
Linda Stotch is Butters' mother as well as Stephen Stotch's wife. She was originally named Carol in "Super Best Friends", though her name was changed to Linda in "Butters' Very Own Episode".
Linda is shown to be a quiet, submissive woman. She is often seen reading or cleaning the house. She tends to be more sympathetic and tender towards her son but goes along with her husband's parenting methods because she feels he knows more about it than she does. She has shown on a couple of occasions that she has low self-esteem, such as "Butters' Very Own Episode". She is revealed to think more highly of Stephen's anniversary gifts than he does of hers. She is also shown to be quite sadistic in this episode. She also seems to be very mentally unstable, going insane when she found out her husband is bisexual and cheated on her with several gay guys.


Jerome McElroy / Chef
Chef was a recurring character. He was voiced by Isaac Hayes. He was killed off in the beginning of the tenth season following controversy with Hayes, who left the show after "Trapped in the Closet", due to its portrayal of Scientology. He is a big influence on the children, always available to help them out, give them advice, or dispense a smooth jam about making love. He is a womanizer who firmly believes in the existence of extraterrestrials (visitors). And he also helped coach the school sports teams. Sadly, he joined the Super Adventure Club in an effort to seek greater thrills, but wound up getting brainwashed, and then sadly, killed. Although Chef may have died, his body lives on in the cybernetic form of Darth Chef. His whereabouts are still unknown...


Officer Barbrady
Barbrady is the trusted authority figure in South Park. The sad reality is that Officer Barbrady is extremely incompetent at his job, usually being incapable of solving the crimes he is legally obliged to investigate. Barbrady was illiterate until the episode "Chickenlover" when the Chickenlover enacted a plot to make him read by having sex with chickens. Barbrady was also sent to school to learn how to read by the Mayor. The Chickenlover made Barbrady learn where he would strike next by reading the clues left at the crime scenes. When the arrest was finally made, Barbrady acted gratefully to the Chickenlover, but had to arrest him nonetheless for being a gallophile. Chickenlover then gave him the book Atlas Shrugged which Barbrady thought was "a load of crap" and made him realize reading is "a waste of his time".


Herbert Garrison / Ethan Garrison / Janet Garrison
Mr. Garrison is the fourth grade teacher at South Park Elementary. As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet, then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave. He suffers from many psychological problems that are touched many times throughout the show, though it appears nothing is ever done about it. The most noticeable of his problems is multiple identity disorder, represented through various puppets and heavy schizophrenia.


Mr. Slave
Mr. Slave, voiced by John 'Nancy' Hansen, was the boyfriend of Herbert Garrison, and later husband of Big Gay Al.
He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Mr. Slave's catchphrase is "Ooh, Jesus Christ!" or "Oh Jesus, Jesus Christ!", delivered in a quavering lisp. He is rarely heard saying anything other than these catchphrases.
His first major role was in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school teacher of the main characters, learns that he can sue the education board for a lot of money if he is fired for being gay, and does his best to ensure this happens.


Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al is a stereotypical homosexual man, known for his flamboyant and positive demeanor. For example, he almost always responds to the greeting "How are you?" with an upbeat "I'm super! Thanks for asking!"
Big Gay Al runs "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" in South Park and teaches us all that being gay is just super! He was also the kids' beloved Boy Scout leader, before being fired for his sexual orientation. After Colorado legalized gay marriage in "Follow That Egg", he tied the knot with his partner in gay, Mr. Slave. And recently, those two lovebirds helped the boys in their quest to change the definition of "faggot" to annoying Harley motorcycle riders.



Al Gore
Al Gore was the Vice President of the United States under the Clinton administration from 1993 until 2001, and ran for president against George Bush in 2000.
He appears to be insecure, exasperatedly seeking attention, even willing to make up something like Manbearpig and put the boys's lives in danger to get it.
He's most notable within the series for trying to alert people of Manbearpig, though he also appears once during his vice presidency and later to sue the town.



Bat Dad
The ultimate Little League trash talking parent. Bat Dad rocks his beer and his purple costume in obnoxious, rowdy fashion. And if you don't root for the Denver team, prepare yourself to be Bat-Dadded!




Mrs. Diane Choksondik
was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker.
or some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown.



Chef's Parents
Nelle and Thomas McElroy are Chef's loving parents. Although we first met them while visiting South Park for Chef's disastrous attempted marriage, they actually live in a villa in Scotland. Here, they have frequent run-ins with the Lock Ness Monster who's always trying to borrow "tree-fiddy."


Chief Runs With Premise
Chief Runs With Premise is first seen in the Season 7 episode "Red Man's Greed". He is a wealthy Native American who owns a large casino and is the main antagonist in the episode. He wants to buy and demolish South Park in order to build a super highway straight from Denver to the casino. He eventually wins South Park from them while gambling but later has a change of heart and gives the townsfolk back their town.
Chief Runs With Premise wears white formal shirt with a blue tie. He also wears a black suit coat and black slacks. His head garment is similar to that of a traditional Native American feathered head piece. It symbolizes authority which is representative of the fact that he owns the casino that bought South Park. 


Tuong Lu Kim
Tuong Lu Kim is an alternate personality of Dr. William Janus. Tuong Lu is the owner of City Wok and City Airlines. His stereotypical Chinese accent is used for humor, causing him to mispronounce words such as 'city' as 'shitty'. He debuted in "Jared Has Aides" and has remained a recurring character since, though his true identity was not revealed until "City Sushi".
He's just a normal person like all of you, he eats rice and drives really slow - just like the rest of you. He's not a stereotype! But he has built a Great Wall around South Park and fought off invading Mongolian forces. He also operates Shitty Airlines on the side and is married to the Chinese singing phenom, Wing.


Wing Han Tsang
Wing is a New Zealand singer, born in Hong Kong, China. She appears in the episode, "Wing", as a wife of Tuong Lu Kim. Trey Parker and Matt Stone had to send an approvement letter to her, to use her songs.
She sang three songs in the episode: "Dancing Queen" and "Fernando", both made by Swedish music group ABBA, and "Sing" by The Carpenters.


Veronica Crabtree
Ms. Crabtree was South Park Elementary's main bus driver. She was voiced by Mary Kay Bergman during the first three seasons and by Eliza J. Schneider until her death. She was similar to the school bus driver in the 1994 film Forrest Gump, who also had a bird in her hair.
While she has never performed the voice in the series, April Stewart has stated on Twitter that she performed the voice in her audition before Season 8 and is still capable of doing so.



Clyde's Parents
Mr. and Mrs. Donovan are Clyde's parents. They are quick to join the atheist cause in "Red Hot Catholic Love" and to defend Clyde's poopscipades in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce."

Craig's Parents
Mr. and Mrs. Tucker are Craig's adoring parents. They are perhaps best known for their love of flipping the bird.
Ms. Claridge
Ms. Claridge is a South Park Elementary pre-school teacher. Her first appearance was in "Pre-School".
She was disabled and covered in burns after a fire broke out in the pre-school classroom at South Park Elementary. The fire was started when Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wanted to play "fireman" and asked the "baddest kid in pre-school", Trent Boyett, to start a fire for them. In spite of the boys' efforts to extinguish the fire (by urinating on it), the fire grew out of control and nearly killed Ms. Claridge.

Mr. Gueermo
Mr. Gueermo is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual father who loves to sing and dance. He is part of the men's choir club and usually talks to his family in a sing-song voice. Even in normal conversations, he forces his family to sing with him, otherwise he slaps them.


Mrs. Gueermo
Mrs. Gueermo is the wife of Mr. Gueermo and mother of Bridon Gueermo. Her first appearance was in "Elementary School Musical" and she has also appeared briefly in "201" hiding from Mecha-Streisand.
She is conservatively dressed, wearing dark gray casual pants, a green v-neck shirt, and small earrings. She has wavy blonde hair.
Mrs. Gueermo shows all the signs of an abused housewife, who is living constantly in fear of her husband's physicality assaulting her with flamboyantly limp-wrist slaps to the face. She cares about Bridon very much, as seen in "Elementary School Musical" when she disagreed with her husband on Bridon's wish to join the basketball team.

Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey, Jr. is the elementary school counselor at South Park Elementary. He also serves on the City Council as head of Public Health. His first name has not been revealed but it is likely his first name is the same as his father's because he is referred to as "Junior" by his father in "Child Abduction is Not Funny". Mr. Mackey is known to have a talent in signing. He is one of the few relatively sensible and level-headed adults in South Park. He has occasionally taught classes at the school, and taught sex education with Ms. Choksondik. After her death, he took over the fourth grade class until Mr. Garrison returned. During a drug-education class, he passes some marijuana around the classroom, and it was stolen (apparently by one of the children, though it is later revealed that the actual thief was Mr. Garrison). For this, Mr. Mackey is fired by the school, and evicted by his landlord, and, feeling depressed, he ends up taking drugs himself.

Grandpa Marsh
This is Stan's grandfather (full name: Marvin Marsh). He's old, dying and is constantly trying to kill himself. He helped lead the AARP in their charge to not take old people's licenses away. He is also an elite member of the Hare Club For Men.



Grandma Marsh
Grandma Marsh is Randy and Jimbo's mother as well as Stan and Shelly's grandmother. She made her only appearance in "You Have 0 Friends".
Grandma Marsh does not live with Stan's grandfather, Marvin Marsh, this would imply that she and Marvin are divorced.
Despite her failing health and the suggested age of Grandma Marsh, she appears to remain relatively younger than Marvin. She has grayish white hair and glasses. However due the fact that Grandma Marsh has only appeared as a digital avatar character in the techno-world of Facebook, her appearance may not exactly be accurate to her current state. Also she is not seen wearing normal attire, but instead she is seen wearing a Tron-like costume of glowing technology.


Mayor McDaniels
Mayor McDaniels is the mayor of South Park. She made her first appearance in "Weight Gain 4000" and still continues to make prominent appearances.
The Mayor acts like she is better than everyone else, most likely because she attended Princeton University. She also thinks South Park is a dump, as mentioned in several episodes. She tries to show that she has changed the town around, although, in reality, she hasn't done much. Though she occasionally seems like a relatively normal politician, she was happy to join Mr. Garrison, Jimbo, and others in cannibalism by eating Eric Roberts and the rest of a cast and crew from Hollywood who came to film a re-enactment of the shooting of Dr. Mephesto.
Highly ambitious, it has been suggested she only became Mayor as a gateway to a higher political office in Colorado.



Alphonse Mephesto
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is an eccentric geneticist and stereotypical mad scientist, as he lives and works at South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch. Whenever the people of South Park need something beyond the natural, they turn to him. He is the leader of the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes (the "other" NAMBLA). He's usually putting more than one ass on different animals.
Dr. Mephesto has two children, Terrance, who is in the third grade class with the main characters, and Kevin. Although Mephesto is shown to be Terrance's father, they are never seen together save for one episode and he is never shown with the other parents.





Ned Gerblansky
Ned is missing his right arm and talks through a voice box with a voice performed by Trey Parker. He was almost always present as Jimbo Kern's apparently platonic companion. Ned and Jimbo were both inspired by characters Parker drew in high school.
Ned has short, messy, gray-brown hair. He has a small mustache and goatee, a left arm, and missing right arm. He wears a camouflage shirt, light blue jeans, sunglasses, and a black headband. Ned is usually straight-faced. He's very skinny and noticeably smaller than the other South Park adults. He is comparatively less detailed than some of the other adults in the show.





David Nelson
Dr. Nelson is a "little person" who visits South Park Elementary to teach the kids about sensitivity and the power of words. However, his powerful words don't quite get through to Cartman.
r. Nelson seems to be a very learned man having published six books in total, but after being pushed too far in terms of mocking his dwarfism he acts childish with constant attempts to get back using juvenile methods and later violent methods. He does seem to have little concern over his condition if he is not teased because of it too much, and constantly claims that he feels "Words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me."



Nut Gobbler
Nut Gobbler appeared once in the episode "Erection Day". She is a prostitute who Jimmy picks up in order to get rid of his erections. She has a pimp named, Q-Money' who, upon seeing Nut Gobbler at a fancy restaurant with Jimmy, attempts to kill her under the belief she was looking for another pimp. Jimmy ends up saving Nut Gobbler with his comedy, and he has sex with her. Nut Gobbler is seen amongst the crowd of people who appear to take pictures of Britney Spears, in order to kill her.
She looks to be in her 30s and wears a very unflattering nurses outfit with a nurses cap and red high heels. She is rather fat with large front teeth. She is a brunette and often has a scowl on her face.





Terrance and Phillip
Terrance and Phillip are a Canadian comedy duo, voiced by Matt Stone and Trey Parker respectively. Terrance's birthday is January 18th and Phillip's is November 12th. The pair appear as the stars of The Terrance and Phillip Show.
Phillip (Sir Phillip Niles Argyle of Montr�al) has blond hair and a blue shirt with a "P", while Terrance (Sir Terrance Henry Stoot from the "small village" of Toronto) has black hair and wears a red shirt with a "T". Like virtually all Canadians in South Park, they are geometrically-figured with small beady eyes and egg-shaped heads which flap up and down whenever they speak.
According to Terrance in "Canada on Strike", Phillip has diabetes, though this may have just been something to attempt to stop the strike that was going on before it gets out of hand. After fighting with Phillip in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow," Terrance becomes fat and stays that way for several episodes.


Katherine and Katie Queef
The Queef Sisters are two Canadian comedy Actresses and the wives of Terrance and Phillip.
Both sisters have the standard Canadian flopping heads, beady eyes, and "blocky" appearance. Katherine has light brown hair and wears red lipstick. Katherine also wears an orange shirt with a black "K" at it's center, and a light blue skirt. Katie has brown hair, a light brown shirt with a black "K" at it's center, and a dark gray skirt.
Both sisters have similar personalities. In "Eat, Pray, Queef", they both loved to queef, idolized Terrance and Phillip, and both were feminists. We can assume they did not care about men's feelings, queefing on or near them, despite knowing how disgusting they found the act.
Katherine is married to Phillip, and Katie is married to Terrance. After a short falling out in "Eat, Pray, Queef", they got back together and seem to be happily married.


Skeeter
Skeeter is a character usually seen in bar scenes. Skeeter is portrayed as a stereotypical redneck, with a strong southern accent. He is first seen in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and first speaks in "Sexual Harassment Panda". He can usually be seen at the bar.
Skeeter is most recognized by his bright pink shirt with pockets and black pants. He has curly orange hair and wears black shoes.
He is frequently seen at the bar, and usually greets people when they enter by saying, "Hey! We don't take kindly to (whoever they are) around here." Then the bartender usually responds, "Now, Skeeter, (he/she/they) ain't hurtin' nobody." Skeeter is typical of the redneck stereotype that is portrayed often throughout the series. He is crude, rude, and violent. Among other things, he is very unintelligent and ignorant.


Martha and Stephen Thompson
The Thompsons are two individuals who have a deformity known as Reverse Polarity Syndrome or Torsonic Polarity Syndrome, TPS for short, which causes their faces to resemble buttocks. The Thompsons met each other at a TPS convention in France. According to them, they still have fully functional face organs, such as mouths, noses, and ears, and contrary to what is said, do not have faces where their buttocks should be. Their son is revealed to be Ben Affleck, who had apparently been missing for over twenty years. Also according to them, more than 11 people worldwide suffer from Torsonic Polarity Syndrome.


Steve and Linda Black
Steve and Linda are Token's parents and perhaps they are the best-educated and richest parents in South Park. Mr. Black is a lawyer and Mrs. Black is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company.
Stve Black makes his first appearance in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000". His name is given as Steve in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers". He is very wealthy, having a big house and an expensive SUV.
Linda's first appears in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", briefly, as she directs the boys to her husband. She was later seen in the background when Chef was protesting the South Park Flag in "Chef Goes Nanners", before reappearing in the episode "Here Comes the Neighborhood", in which Token begins to question why they are so rich, and while everyone else is poor. It is revealed that Mrs. Black is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company. She is horrified when Token wants to shop at J-Mart, and seems to not understand how to shop like middle-class people.



Richard and Cindy Tweak
Richard and Cindy Tweel's parents, proud owners of Tweek Bros Coffee, Mr. and Mrs. Tweek do their best to keep their son highly-caffeinated. They're also not afraid to teach Tweek a lesson the hard way, like pretending to be child abductor.



Jimbo Kern
Jimbo, voiced by Matt Stone, is Stan Marsh's uncle, a Vietnam veteran, and an avid gun enthusiast.
He osts a local television show called "Huntin' & Killin'." His lifelong dream is to be on the cover of Guns & Ammo. He takes the children on a hunting trip where he reveals his passion for beer, explosives, and automatic weapons. He is also a Vietnam Veteran who tells the kids about how he eliminated the entire Viet Cong army with his lifelong buddy Ned. You can see him frequently hanging out with Randy and the other dads around town, as well as drinking beer at the bar.



Principal Victoria
Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary. She is usually seen with the counselor, Mr. Mackey, and since Season Fifteen Mr. Adler the shop teacher. She used to be voiced by Mary Kay Bergman, and then by Eliza Schneider and April Stewart. Her name is a pun of actress Victoria Principal.

Darryl Nathan Weathers
Darryl works in the Construction Workers' Union and he made his first appearance in "Goobacks", as a worker who was upset over losing his job to immigrants from the future.
He first appears in "Goobacks", and he hosts a rally of many working class men who are mad at losing their jobs to the Goobacks, who volunteer to work for next to nothing. He tries to help them find a way to get rid of the Goobacks, when it eventually comes to all the men having sex with each other. He approves the idea and mandates that every man does it. Since then, he has made numerous appearances as a background character or a minor character, having but a line or two. 

Harrison Yates
Sergeant Yates is the head of the Park County Police Department. He lives to see rich black men put behind bars, and believes strongly in psychic powers. He may not do things by the books, but his commitment to his police work is unmatched. He even recently went way-too-deep undercover in a prostitute sting, posing as Yolanda, a dirty dirty whore.
He is voiced by Trey Parker, is the leader of the Park County Police Force and as far as we know, the highest-ranked police officer in Park County. Yates is somewhat gullible and believes in the supernatural, and often wastes time by conducting extremely trivial investigations. He seems to enjoy letting other people solve crimes for him, be they supposed psychic mediums, the Hardly Boys, Butters Stotch or Mysterion. 

Mr. Conners
Mr. Conners was the wrestling teacher at the South Park Elementary. He made his debut in the Season Thirteen episode, "W.T.F.".
Mr. Conners was fired due to the lack of interest among the students in real wrestling. Principal Victoria confuses the sport with W.W.E. type events and cites the dramatic adult story-lines in the newspaper as well as mistaking wrestling videos on his iPhone with "gay" pornography.
He was also a highly accomplished Olympic wrestler as his living room was filled with awards and trophies.
He wears a gray wrestling uniform, which resembles long underwear. He also wears large, gray and white sneakers, long gray socks, a gray kneecap on his right knee, and white protective headgear.  


Agent Fields
Agent Fields was an FBI agent. He and his men inexplicably showed up to the shootout underway at the Peppermint Hippo in "Lil' Crime Stoppers", where he attempted to pull jurisdiction on Lieutenant Dawson. His relationship with Dawson mirrored that of Agent Tucker's relationship with the South Park Crime Unit.
He seems to be controlling, completely overtaking Lieutenant Dawson's case in "Lil' Crime Stoppers", not letting Dawson help or assist him in any way. 




The Ambassador of Humans
The Ambassador of Humans appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Faith Hilling", where he was sent to attempt to communicate with the Talking Cat. His interpretation of the cat's vocalizations led him to believe that cat's would continue evolving, declare war on humans, and that humans and cats could not coexist.
The Ambassador of Humans wears black boots, a black shirt with gray accents, a gray robe, a red belt with a gold star buckle, a red scarf to hold several of his earned metals, a gray hat, and pink translucent glasses. He also wears a red cape and has short blond hair. 


The Animal Liberation Front / A.L.F.
The Animal Liberation Front is a group composed of an eco-terrorists who use violence in order to obtain what they feel is best for the animals they are "saving". They appeared in "Free Willzyx".
While initially appearing to be a peaceful protest group who were applauding the boys' actions, it was later shown that they were willing to use violence in order to save the animal, even engaging in a shoot out with the police, killing two policemen as well as a Denver Sea Park employee. 

The Anti-Bullying Counselor
The Anti-Bullying Counselor appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Butterballs", where he was invited to South Park Elementary to teach the students about the dangers of bullying.
The counselor wears a red sweater-vest with a yellow diamond pattern on it. He also wears a white shirt with a black tie, khaki pants, a black belt, and brown shoes. He is overweight, has a brown mustache, and has a Captain Kangaroo-style haircut.
Despite being avidly against bullying, he consistently bullied several people at South Park Elementary, including Mr. Mackey, Stan Marsh, Lorraine, and all of the students that attended the anti-bullying assembly. He bullied Stan in the bathrooms when he learned that Stan sold the video rights to Nick Jabs. The producer was able to keep the counselor from claiming credit for the movie by threat of a lawsuit. This caused the counselor to cry because he believed that the profits from the movie would have made Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers a national organization.
 
Nellie (Butter's Aunt)
Aunt Nellie is Butters' aunt. She lives in Los Angeles, California with her husband, Budd. Her only appearances are in "AWESOM-O" and "Britney's New Look".
She is very kind, being very loving to Butters in "AWESOM-O".
She wears a pink, sleeveless button-up shirt, blue pants, and white shoes. She has wavy, blonde hair.
She is married to Uncle Budd, they have not been seen fighting, so it is assumed they have a fairly good marriage. She is oblivious to the fact that Budd molested Butters.

Budd
Uncle Budd is Butters' uncle and Nellie's Husband. He lives in Los Angeles, California with his wife, Nellie. He has only appeared in the episode "AWESOM-O" and it was a fairly brief appearance. His name was unknown until "The Return of Chef" when Butters states that he has molested him, implying he is a pedophile. He then made a cameo appearance in "Fishsticks" and "Pinewood Derby".
He has brown, curly hair and his facial hair is growing back. He has thick eyebrows and has wrinkles on his face. He wears a light blue button-up shirt over a plain white t-shirt. He wears a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball cap, which indicates that he may be a fan of the team.

Beth
Beth  worked as Cartman's "bitch". She made her only appearance in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", and she doesn't have a speaking role. She is a part of Cartman's hall monitor group which parodies Dog the Bounty Hunter. Beth's body shape is similar to Cartman's. She has long blond hair and large breasts covering her face. She wears a black shirt, gray pants, and a pink bra. She has short, stubby hands that rise above her head. Beth does not have a distinguishable persona, as she has never had any speaking roles. It is implied that she is somewhat cruel, as she was not against bear macing people without reason, when ordered to. She may be somewhat intelligent, as she was able to track down Ms. Stevenson's hotel room and Travelocity account.



Bigfoot Researchers
The Bigfoot Researchers are cryptozoologists who appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Jewpacabra", where they were seen at their research station and at the location of the Easter egg hunt.
The Bigfoot Researchers appear to be mentally handicapped. They display many speech impediments and their handicap is shown in their mouths.

 
A 34 Year-old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalb�n
This guy is a Channel 4 News reporter who appeared in the Season Two episode, "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods".
He was seen reporting about the Tantalus V. Observatory's rise in popularity, due to it brainwashing its patrons. Like Hispanic Man with Gravy Stains on his Lapel and Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony, he is one of the many reporters with strangely descriptive names.




Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger is a football quarterback seen in "Sexual Healing". He was one of the celebrities enrolled in the Karne Institute for Sex Addiction where he "learned" that his sex drive was caused by the Wizard Alien.
He may be unintelligent, believing that the Wizard Alien must be behind his abnormal sex drive.






Bob Saget
Bob Saget is seen hosting "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the Season One episode, "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut". He later reappeared in "200" and "201".
The show "America's Stupidest Home Videos" is a parody of Bob Saget's real show "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Bob Saget tells corny jokes while watching the videos and laughs along with the audience. His humor tends to be more morbid than on his actual show at the time.




The Blond Haired Security Guard
This South Park character  was a security guard seen in the episode "Trapper Keeper".
As his name suggests, he has blond hair. He wore a blue shirt, black tie, blue pants, a black belt with a gold buckle, and large, square, black-framed glasses.
In "Trapper Keeper", he along with Mark the Security Guard, were stationed at Cheyenne Mountain's military base. He, and many other people, couldn't tell Rosie O'Donnell apart from the Cartman/Trapper Keeper blob. He survived the disaster.
He also appeared in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery", where he was seen warning South Park about Cleo Broflovski's stolen corpse.



Book Mobile Driver
The Book Mobile Driver appeared in the Season Two episode, "Chickenlover". He frequently refers to reading as "magic".
He is the flamboyant operator of The Booktastic Bus. He teaches Officer Barbrady how to read through a series of clues left in his books. Through the clues, the driver is revealed to be the serial rapist of chickens called the "Chickelover".
He has big ginger hair with a mustache and beard. He wears a purple top with a rainbow vest and a white cape with rainbows on.



Brian
Brian is the television executive of the Canada Channel, the only Canadian TV channel.
He first appeared in "Cartoon Wars Part II" and told Terrance and Phillip the reason why their TV show was censored. He later appeared in the episode "Eat, Pray, Queef" and told Terrance and Philip why their show was replaced with the Queef Sisters and later fired them.
He appears to be either very stocky or very obese. He has gray hair and a dark gray mustache. He wears a white, long sleeve shirt, gray suspenders, gray pants, and a red tie.


Butt Out group
Butt Out! is an anti-smoking group that appeared in Season Seven episode, "Butt Out".
The group performed their ant-smoking speech using hip-hop music and dancing. Their persona is a play on the stereotypical school assembly meant to motivate children. This motivational technique was supposed to appeal the younger audience of South Park, but instead of discouraging cigarette smoking it inspires The Boys to try it behind the school's loading bay.


Caine
Caine appeared in the Season Thirteen episode, "Margaritaville", where he was seen as the cashier for the Sur la Table store.
Apt to return his father's ill purchased Margaritaville blender, Stan Marsh went to Sur la Table in order to receive a refund. Willing to help Stan, Caine began the refund but was quick to discover that the blender was purchased with a payment plan. Realizing that he was unable to refund the machine, Caine directed Stan to the financing company in order to resolve the payment plan.
Caine wore a black shirt and a dark teal apron with a red name tag. He has brown hair and brown eyebrows.



Cameron
Cameron has different roles during the show, he was seen as a Toss-A-Ball operator in "Cow Days", and appears to be one of Jimbo's friends in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub".
Cameron has a few strands of black hair, presumably from balding.. He wears blue pants (presumably jeans), and a white collarless t-shirt.







The Canadian Minister of Movies
This South Park character is a minor character that has appeared only once in "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut". He appeared in the debate between Sheila Broflovski and himself and also at the U.N. Building.
Like all Canadians he has a Pac-Man type head that flaps when he speaks. He wears a blue suit with a green shirt underneath, glasses and has black hair in the style of a comb-over. He also has a small mustache and a long beard.


The Cash For Gold Sign Holders
This guys appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Cash For Gold", where they are seen holding their signs outside of their place of employment, the Cash For Gold shops.
All of the sign holders wear various street clothes, which includes various colored pants, shirts, and shoes. As with real sign holders, some of the Cash For Gold sign holders wear earphones and hats. Each of them holds a sign with variations of "Cash 4 Gold" advertisements, for their place of employment.


Chief Running Water
Chief Running Water is a Native American chief of the Ute tribe. He was in the Season One episode, "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", and had a non-speaking role in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut".
Eric Cartman asks his mother who his father is so he can attend the father and son dance. His mother tells him a story about the drunken barn dance and her encounter with Chief Running Water. Following this lead, Cartman visits the Ute reservation in the belief that he could be a Native American.


Chief Runs With Premise
Chief Runs With Premise is first seen in the Season 7 episode "Red Man's Greed". He is a wealthy Native American who owns a large casino and is the main antagonist in the episode. He wants to buy and demolish South Park in order to build a super highway straight from Denver to the casino. He eventually wins South Park from them while gambling but later has a change of heart and gives the townsfolk back their town.





Chris
Chris is a minor character, who in the episode "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?", is Satan's new boyfriend after he seemingly killed Saddam Hussein. He is a Nutritionist and rather nice to Satan. However, as Satan seems to like the way Chris treats him, he is not sexually attracted to him and often calls him a pussy. In the episode "Probably" Chris and Saddam Hussein are both competing for the love of Satan. However In the end Satan decides he doesn't want to be with either one of them and he needs some alone time for himself. He is voiced by Dian Bachar, although Bachar used aliases in both appearances.




Chris Peterson
Chris Peterson is recognizable by his unusual haircut; similar to the hair of Butters. He appears briefly in the episode "Spontaneous Combustion" when Kenny explodes at the start of the episode. His name is revealed in "Chef Goes Nanners" when Jimbo Kern is describing why the South Park Flag shouldn't be changed. He and Ned take shots at various local wildlife, culminating in shooting at Chris Peterson.




Chris Swollenballs
Chris Swollenballs is a news reporter for Channel 4 News. He closely resembles Tom Pusslicker, who may have died in "Pandemic". Chris Swollenballs was attacked in "Night of the Living Homeless", trying to convince some homeless he didn't have any change. The homeless walked towards him, he screamed and the camera shut off, hinting that he died. However, Chris Swollenballs reappeared unharmed two episodes later in "More Crap".





Christophe's Mom
Appeared in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. After her son says bad things about God, she grounds him, suggesting she is Christian. She and Christophe speak with French accents, suggesting that she and her son are from France. She appears to be a single mother, as no husband or boyfriend of any kind are shown.
Christophe's Mom has long, straight brown hair with a hairband. She wears a white collared shirt under a blue and white sweater. She also wears a white headband and gold earrings.


Cthulhu Cult Leader
The Cthulhu Cult Leader is a strange man that buys lemon bars from Coon and Friends in the Season Fourteen episode, "Mysterion Rises".
The Cult of Cthulhu meetings are said to be held at Jim McElroy's house, this could be the cult leaders actual name. His goal of worshiping Cthulhu will bring the dark lord out of his sleep, so as to rule the Earth as it was foretold in the Necronomicon.


The Crips
The Crips are a street gang seen in Season Seven episode, "Krazy Kripples". The Crips wear blue handkerchiefs, blue clothes, and have many tattoos.
Timmy and Jimmy travel to Denver, Colorado looking for people who were crippled from birth to avoid Christopher Reeve, who was paralyzed from the neck down in an accident.
They meet the notorious street gang, called the Crips. Timmy and Jimmy were accepted into the gang, on the one condition that they "they pop some punk ass bloods".




Doctor Lindsay
Doctor Lindsay appeared in the Season Nine episode, "The Death of Eric Cartman".
Doctor Lindsay has medium-length, black hair with white streaks, and a long, prominent nose as well as slightly sunken-in cheeks. She wears a blue robe with yellow stars on it over a dark red sweater, big hoop earrings, red lipstick, and black mascara.


Doctor Tom
Doctor Tom was seen in the Season One episode, "Tom's Rhinoplasty".
Doctor Tom owns Tom's Rhinoplasty, a business seen in many of the episodes, but only featured in "Tom's Rhinoplasty".
In "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Doctor Tom gave Herbert Garrison a new nose, which made him resemble actor David Hasselhoff.
Tom is a young doctor, who slightly resembles Christopher Reeve. He wears a white lab coat and green doctors scrubs.







Dr. Schwartz
Dr. Schwartz is a well-meaning Jewish Rabbi, who first appeared in the episode "Ike's Wee Wee" as the rabbi that performed Ike's bris. He later appeared in "The Passion of the Jew" and in "The Death of Eric Cartman", although with no speaking parts. He also appeared during a crowd scene in "Britney's New Look".
In "Chickenpox", Kyle's Mom calls Kyle's doctor "Dr. Schwartz". They may be the same person. It is unknown if he is related in anyway to Kyle Schwartz.




Domino
Domino was a member of the Burger King Bandits. He made his only appearance in "Super Fun Time". During the shootout between the gang and the police, he hid in the Pioneer Village saloon and shot at the police and the hostages. When he stuck his head out the window, however, the police returned fire and killed him.




Dr. William Janus
Dr. William is a psychologist who specializes in Multiple Personality disorder. He made his first and so far only appearance in "City Sushi". In "City Sushi", after Butters goes to Dr. Janus for his supposed Multiple Personality disorder (which is, in reality, just the different roles he acts as when he plays), he discovers that Janus has MPD himself. His strongest personalty is that of Tuong Lu Kim, the owner of City Wok.



Emperor Hirohito
Hirohito appeared in the "Chinpokomon". He was voiced by Junichi Nishimura, creative consultant at South Park studios. Hirohito was the Emperor of Japan during World War II. He sought revenge for his defeat by brainwashing the children of South Park the Chinpokomon toys and games, and having them bomb Pearl Harbor. His plans were eventually foiled by the parents of South Park. He was succeeded by his son, Akihito.



Escaped Convict / Abel Magwitch
Abel Magwitch appeared in the episode "Pip". Having recently escaped from prison, he threatens Pip in the graveyard, but Pip gives him a sandwich and cuts off his handcuffs. Touched by Pip's display of unconditional kindness, he moves to Wales and becomes a millionaire.
Afterwards, he repays Pip's favor by sending him to become a gentleman in London. He later tries to help Pip stop Miss Havisham, but is killed when she spits acid on his face.







Ethiopian Tribe
The Ethiopian Tribe is a tribe located in Ethiopia, Africa. They appeared in two episodes; "Starvin' Marvin" in Season One and "Starvin' Marvin in Space" in Season Three.




Farmer Carl Denkins
Farmer Carl Denkins is a farmer, who lives just outside of South Park. He first appeared in the pilot episode of the series, reporting to Officer Barbrady that his cattle were being mutilated and killed by aliens.
He made many further brief appearances - some of his chickens were molested by the chickenlover in "Chickenlover", and in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", Cartman tricked him into believing that Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman, Scott Tenorman's parents, were trespassing pony killers, and he then shot and killed both of them. He also appeared in the episode "Fun with Veal", although he was referred to as "Rancher Bob" in this appearance, implying that his middle name may be Robert. In "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", he appears with only one eye. His final major appearance was as one of the pro-war "rednecks" in "I'm a Little Bit Country", though he has made at least one minor appearance since.


Fat Bob
Fat Bob is a relative of Eric Cartman in some way. His relation to the Cartman family is unknown. He made his first appearance in the episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!", and appeared again at Mabel Cartman's funeral in the episode "Cartmanland".
He is overweight like most of his family and he wears a pale green t-shirt which reveals the top of his chest hair and a pair of brown trousers and black shoes.


 Florence Cartman
Florence Cartman is Eric Cartman's great-grandmother; she is also the mother of Mabel Cartman and grandmother of Liane and Howard Cartman. She made her first appearance on "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". She outlived her daughter Mabel and is seen at her funeral in "Cartmanland".
Like Cartman, she is shown to have quite a temper. This can be seen when her daughter asks her to "do the honors" of saying grace which causes her to respond quite aggressively, as she feels she always does it.



Florence Cartman
Florence Cartman is Eric Cartman's great-grandmother; she is also the mother of Mabel Cartman and grandmother of Liane and Howard Cartman. She made her first appearance on "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". She outlived her daughter Mabel and is seen at her funeral in "Cartmanland".
Like Cartman, she is shown to have quite a temper. This can be seen when her daughter asks her to "do the honors" of saying grace which causes her to respond quite aggressively, as she feels she always does it.



Franz
Franz was the ringleader of the Burger King Bandits in "Super Fun Time". Whilst escaping from the police, Franz and his gang took refuge in Pioneer Village, taking Mr. Garrison's class and the employees hostage and killing the sheriff.
During the thieves' stay in Pioneer Village, Franz was continually annoyed by the employees' refusal to break character, to the point where he executed Ol' Smithy for refusing to tell him the door code to the mine shaft.
Franz was defeated when Stan Marsh told Murderin' Murphy that Franz was the one who had "killed his pa," causing Murphy to angrily tackle the criminals' leader. This gave the police, stationed outside of the village, the opportunity to storm in. All of Franz's gang except for one man were killed and Franz himself was arrested.


Fred Cartman
Fred is Liane Cartman's nephew, the supposed son of Lisa Cartman and Uncle Stinky, and Eric Cartman's cousin. He made his first appearance in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". His only other appearance was in "Cartmanland".
Cousin Fred wears a very light blue shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. He has brown hair and is very bulgingly exposed as is the rest of the Cartman family. He has no other distinguishing features.


Fred Savage
Fred is an American actor that appeared in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" as one of the actors suggested to appear in the movie based on Mr. Hankey. Fred reappeared in "200" along with the other angry celebrities.
Fred Savage wears black pants and a white shirt with "I'm Fred Savage" written in red. He has black hair.



Old Frida
Frida is a prostitute with Herpes. Her first and only appearance so far is in "Chickenpox".
After the boys find out that their parents gave them 'herpes', they wanted to get back at them by getting Old Frida to to infect them with her herpes. She does this by using their toothbrushes, gargling milk, using lipstick of the mothers, wiping various items on her body, and etc. She works for very cheap, charging "Ten dollars a lay, five dollars a b-nut".



Future Butters
He is an actor hired by Motivation Corp. in the Season Six episode, "My Future Self n' Me". He is intended to play as a future Butters Stotch, whose life went downhill after doing drugs and alcohol. However, Butters found out that he was being deceived, with the help of Stan Marsh.
True to his role, he appears to be an older but slovenly version of Butters. He also has a blond tuft of hair on his head and wears a turquoise jacket and dark green pants. However, he also has a five o-clock shadow and more visible blonde eyebrows.



Future Stan
He is played by an actor hired by Motivation Corp. who appears in the episode "My Future Self n' Me". His goal was to act as if he was from a future in which Stan Marsh was addicted to drugs in order to dissuade Stan from getting involved in drugs. The plan failed as Stan quickly found out that Future Stan was actually an actor.
Future Stan clearly looks like he's been living on the streets and has been addicted to drugs. He has long brown tattered hair, a black five o-clock shadow, brown eyebrows, and is slightly overweight. He wears similar clothes to Stan. He wears blue pants, a light blue shirt, and Stan's trademark red poof-ball hat. As of the end of "My Future Self n' Me", Future Stan's actor is missing a hand due to Randy Marsh calling Stan's bluff.

Grandma Stotch
Grandma Stotch is Butters' grandmother. She appeared in the Season Sixteen episode "Butterballs" and is shown to regularly bully Butters.
She created an unnamed alter ego after she discovered Butters' "Gay Little Costume".
Although she pretended to be kind and loving in front of other people, she was very cruel to Butters and enjoyed hurting him. She liked to make him suffer and often injured him, stole his lunch money, threatened him, and gave him "gummy bears" (putting a part of his body in her toothless mouth). She appears to "change" after Butters tells her that someday she will die and he will keep living, likely making her cruelty temporary.



Grandma Tucker
Grandma Tucker is Craig's grandmother who has had only one appearance so far, which was in "Pandemic 2: The Startling", and even then it was just in a still picture and with no dialogue. She gave Craig a check for a hundred dollars. It is unknown if she is Mrs. Tucker's mother or Mr. Tucker's mother.


Grandpa McCormick
Grandpa McCormick appeared only once in the episode "Fat Camp". He did not have any speaking lines but he received a full body sensual massage from his grandson Kenny. He is laying on a heart-shaped bed in front of a studio audience when Kenny films this stunt.
Grandpa McCormick has grey hair and is visibly aged. He is seen only in his light blue underpants and his gray under shirt.


Jose Venezuela
Mr. Jose Venezuela is a background character. He is the school janitor at South Park Elementary, and took over the position of bus driver after Ms. Crabtree died. As his name suggests, he is Venezuelan.
Mr. Venezuela wears a green jacket and cap and has blue trousers with a black belt with a gold buckle. He spoke on one occasion in "The Death Camp of Tolerance". He is portrayed as a stereotypical foreign immigrant with stubble and a mustache. He wears a blue cap, a cleaner's outfit and is armed with a mop and bucket. He looked upset on the one occasion he did appear, but he did not seem to fully understand the situation. His first name is shown on his name tag.


Old Farmer
The Old Farmer is an older man who works in a mechanic shop who occasionally advises South Park citizens on problems, though is rarely involved himself. He is based on character Jud Crandall of the film Pet Semetary.
He has gray hair, abnormally thick eyebrows, small eyes, and an abnormally large chin. He wears a white undershirt, a dark blue button-up shirt, and blue overalls.
He seems to be caring, to some extent, warning Butters of the dangers of going down a certain road in "Butters' Very Own Episode", as well as, warning Stephen Stotch (a complete stranger) of the dangers of burying his son in the Indian Burial Ground in "Marjorine".


Skyler Morse
Skyler is a 22-year-old musician who first appeared in the Season Three episode, "Cat Orgy". He makes his first appearance in which his girlfriend, Shelly Marsh.
Skyler wears light teal pants, a white shirt, red shoes, a black jacket, and a blue hat. He initially has a brown acoustic guitar in "Cat Orgy", but in "Timmy 2000", he uses a white electric guitar.



Tad Mikowsky
Tad Mikowsky is the character Stan battles skiing in "Asspen". He often mockingly calls Stan Marsh "Stan Darsh".
Tad's father is a rich businessman who plans to bulldoze a small youth center in order to develop the area. If Stan wins the race, the youth center will be saved.
Although Tad appears to be winning the race at first, he ultimately loses when a girl flashes him her breasts - which turn out to be a pair of stranded alien "things". The distraction allows Stan to win, saving the youth center.


 
Jay Maynard
Jay Maynard, also known as the Tron Guy, appeared in the South Park episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He is fatally mauled by Sneezing Panda's mother during the internet celebrity brawl.
He appears in his famous Tron Guy costume, which was inspired by the movie Tron. The costume has blue patterns resembling electrical circuits. Apart from this, he appears to be slightly overweight, wears thick-rimmed glasses and has brown eyebrows and mustache
 

Charlie and Marcus / The U.S. Border Patrol
The U.S. Border Patrol appeared in the Season 15 episode, "The Last of the Meheecans".
Charlie is skinny in stature with brown hair. He is the first to notice the Mexican citizens returning to Mexico.
Marcus is overweight and wears sunglasses. He may be the leader of border outpost. Marcus comes up with the idea of hiring extra guards to keep the Mexicans from returning to their home country.


The 911 Truth Webmaster
This guy is the webmaster of the website, 911truth.org. In reality, he works for the government, to convince the gullible that 9/11 was caused by it. He appears in the Season Ten episode, "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce".
He has messy, dark brown hair parted to the right and wears glasses on his aged-looking face. He tucks in his black 911truth.org shirt in his belted, green hiking pants.