Wednesday, April 30, 2008

South Park Questions Zone

South Park Questions Zone

Q by " Anonymous ": what country you from
A: I'm international. Merry Christmas! / Happy Hanukkah! / Happy Kwanzaa!

Q by "nathan ": hey dude its me nathan i asked a few months back could you make a family guy and cleveland show site and you said you were working on one how long will you be? And the site i made is called 3cart.blogspot.com give me some tips please
A: Hello Nathan! It's nice to hear from you. The thing is that FOX already closed 2 of my websites. The Simpsons, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show are propriety of FOX and they can close you and make report to Google - Google bans you from the search engine (SE) and your website dies. I've started an kinda' underground blog which will not appear on any search engine, it will be available for a small amount of people - fgeps.blogspot.com (hope to finish it on this Wednesday - anyway on finishing it will be  banner here on this site)
About your blog: I love the idea  and the name (3cartoons), it is original and catchy (easy to remember). As design, it looks very nice. Regarding some pointers, I suggest to get rid of the date and hour of posting, and also change the width and high of the embedded videos (try 600 x 350) - only 30% of the users are using the full screen button so the rest of 70% doesn't like to watch it that small.
Good luck with your projects! 

Q by "Happy Boy": Hello and thank you for the great website. I was curious if the power problem of the South Park team was for real and if GOTH KIDS 3: DAWN OF THE POSERS was not launched on time because of it. I don't know why, but I find it hard to believe.
A: Dear Happy Boy, the power problem was for real and it led to delay the launching of the episode. At 1st I also thought it is a joke or some original way to promote the episode, like you know...goth kids, dark side etc. but it seems that it was a simple power down problem. I think it is bad management as they can prevent this using smart UPS systems and/or a generator. But who am I to judge...

"Najyx": Boo-ya!! Right on, the futurama site looks great. Thank you for creating it :)
"Najyx": I see that you put episode 01-08 back up after a year or so after saying you would, so at this rate I suppose we can assume another 8 years approximately for the rest of the episodes we discussed that aren't working to go back up?
A: I am happy that you like it :D
Regarding your second issue, well first you are a sarcastaball fan (having in view your sarcasm :D) and second, you can watch the missing episodes on southparkzone.info

Q by "nathan kirby": hello thanks for your response on such notice its me nathan i am making a site of my own and im wondering if you may help me out I use your site everyday to watch south park and the simpsons thanks.

A: Nathan, I am glad to hear that you started your own project, good luck with it! I can give you some pointers, this being the only help offer, as my projects take the most of my time. You can give me a way of contacting you like Skype, Yahoo messenger, Live/Hotmail ID, Gtalk etc. and we'll talk.


Q by "nathan kirby": Hello there my name is nathan kirby. I love all your sites and was just wondering you should get family guy and the cleveland show episodes in it is a popular show and many people watch it
A: Nice to meet you Nathan. Your suggestions are great. I already have Family Guy on my "to do list" and now I m going to add the Cleveland show as well. As we speak I'm working at Futurama (A request from Najyx) and Sex and the City - which I intend to finish till next weekend. All my best!

by "LazyData": Hi, love this site but i was wondering if a "Random Episode" button would be possible, just a cool little feature that I and probably others would quite like to see. Just a quick suggestion and thanks again for this great site.
A: You are right. I will add one today. Thank you for your suggestion :)

by "Najyx": Right on dude. I hope everything works out for you and for the sites =)
A: Thanks bro! Today I am starting to take care of the missing South Park episodes.
by "Anonymous" :  Hey, some idiot sneaked an advertisement/link to his site via a comment on Episode 902: Die Hippie, die. Approximately 10 comments down under the name "drew". Just wanted to let you know because I find it in bad taste.
A: Thank you for reporting this. I'm on it :)

Q by " Anonymous ": Do you still plan on fixing those missing episodes, because that would be awesome, I'm sure you are very busy with life. I also noticed that season 9, episode 14 is missing :( That Futurama site would be great to see as well!
A: I believe this is also you Najyx. It is not into my character to say something and not do it :( and I apologies for this. The thing is that Google is fucking up my plans, as they started to close many of my blogs (considering them spam blogs) so, I have to move some of my high traffic blogs to personal domains in order to keep them safe from being closed by Google robots. This process takes some time as I rebuild the templates and content for the new domains. This is why I disappeared for a while and did not answer. As soon as I am back on tracks I will take care of the new projects but the top priority is to save the old ones (including South Park Zone) as they were and can be deleted in any moment by the Google robots. I hope in a couple of month to finish the migration and then all episodes will be up and running as I don't have to answer to anyone, being on my own server ;)
I hope you all to understand my position here.

Q by Najyx : Oh sorry, some episodes that I do not see posted, and/or are not working;

Season 01: Episode 08
Season 02: Episode 06
Season 03: Episodes 15 & 16
Season 04: Episodes 10 & 11
Season 05: Episodes 04

I'll stop there lol. But that's a few that I can't watch or can't find and I was hoping you could post them if you do have them =) And again thank you for this great site, and I'm not sure if you make the other sites with the other shows but if you take suggestions I would LOVE to see a site like this for the show Futurama. That show is hilarious as well.
A: Thanks for the list. I'll check it out and fix the not working ones. This problem occurs because of some past issues with the competition :P
Regarding your request (Futurama show) I would love to do it as I love that show too. The thing is that I put it in line (it is the second in line - after I finish Sex and The City - for which I received over 100 requests). If everything goes right, Futurama will be on next week (you can check our Network Page - where it will be marked as featured.

Q by Najyx :  I love this site and am grateful for all these episodes but why is it that a lot of episodes do not work or are not posted?
A: Can you be alittle more specific? Please give some exemples of "dead" episodes. Thank you!?
Q by Anonymous what's that song called in the first episode, where cartman goes all weird and his eyes change and the lyrics are something like: i like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a..? just curious cos it sounds kinda awesome...
A: The original song is called "I Love to Sing-a" by Al Jolson and Cab Calloway, and it became a Merrie Melodies animated cartoon directed by Tex Avery, produced by Leon Schlesinger, and released to theatres on July 18, 1936 by Warner Bros. and Vitaphone. 
Q by blundells: Does tweek have ADD like his parents said in season 2 episode 17 or does he drink caffeine which is why he is panicky. 
A: Well my friend, Tweek is a pretty messed up kid especially because of his parents. Yea we have the information that he has ADD but the excess of caffeine is making it worse. So, it is both working together. Sadly there is a Tweek in many kids these days. He is a symbol of the lack of confidence and the insecurity, making him unable to take decision and assume responsibility.

Q by Anonymous: First of all your awesome but i would like to ask, when will season 17 come out
 A:First, thank you for your appreciation.. 1st episode of season 17 will be aired in April 2013. I don't have a certain date but it will be somewhere on the second half of April.

Q by Joe: hey octopus how do you manage to hide the youtube logo from your embedded videos?I have been trying a lot lately for my dating blog but I can't manage to do it.So far I have deleted the suggested videos at the end and the title at the top, but I still have that logo over there.What is the code?
Thanks
Joe
A: Dear Joe, there are many ways to hide the YouTube logo on you embedded videos. The thing is that YouTube is fighting this and it is not working forever, as they constantly change the scripts. The most popular method is using JW Player. Also, if you have macromedia flash knowledge and a little imagination you can mask it easy using a personalized JW player skin, in which you mask the YT logo. The good thing about JW player is that it is free, but, I am sure that there are many other players that can do this (not for free).
Google about it and you'll find all you need there ;)
Q by stankyle (claire sutton): I have been a south park fan for a few years and every episode its funny how do u get so much funniness out of ur viewers like me to keep entertained from claire sutton
A: First of all congrats for being a long time fan. Regarding your question, is more appropriate to ask the creators, Matt and Trey. But anyway, I think the recipe of success in this matter is that people love sarcasm, irony and (smart) dark humor, and as you maybe noticed, the South Park show is based on this ingredients.

Q by Anonymous: THIS IS A GREAT WEBSITE AND ALL BUT YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKED IT UP BY IGNORING ALL OF THE COMMENTS FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS, IF YOU PAID MORE ATTENTION TO THE COMMENTS I THINK MORE PEOPLE WOULD VISIT THE SITE...
A: Dear friend, I try to pay attention to the comments in the "South Park Questions Zone" section, but usually my time is very limited so this is why from period to period I'm late with my answers.
If you refer to the entire website comments...there is another story. It is build free for all on comments. I moderate racist and spam comments and also some over-line malicious comments, but generally I support the freedom of speech. Don't worrie about the traffic of the website, as I am proud to tell you that it has about one million users per month from all over the world ;)


Q by Anonymous: Laughter is the music of the soul. Gingers apparently have no soul. People who don't like south park must not be able to laugh. This means all south park haters are ginger, wouldn't you agree? (this is a joke)
A: Good logic and yes, you have a point there :)
Q by Slepetens: Hello Octopus. Thank you for letting us watch episode for free. I have a question if that is possible to answer. What is the name of the song on Cartman's Incredible gift episode when is outside the hospital.
Thanks Slepetens
A: In the end of the episode at the credits it is written "original music by Jamie Dunlapp". In fact the name of the song is "Techno IND C" and it is played in more then one scene during the episode.

Q by Animal: I know that in the masterion trilogy they reveil that kenny knows he dies and wakes up in bed the next morning with no one else remembering he died. His mom gives birth to him and puts him back to bed every time he dies. Is there more to kenny imortality?
A: Nothing revealed till this moment at least...

Q by Anonymous:do you think people who r offended by south park r immature retards?
A: Immature...hmm...maybe, but they definitely have no sense of humor or a least sarcasm.

Q by 6747: noway south park will live foreve it to good to end and i be piss if it does away anyone who report a episode is an asshole and if i find out who you are i kick you in
A: I kind of agree with you...

Q by Anonymous: Hey to all of you who read this south park ends with 20 seasons in 2016.
A: There are just rumors which Matt Stone and Trey Parker (the creators of South Park) denied. For the time being they don't have a plan or any intention in this matter according to them.


Q by AnonymousHey man, why are the HD links broken? It gives a link to southparkzone.info and after I click skip, it says : NOTICE: This domain name expired on 03/30/2012 and is pending renewal or deletion. WTF??
A: Hey! There was a problem with comedy central and google involving  copyrighted contend and shit...so I had to close the website. Anyway this winter I hope it will be up online again.

Q by Anonymous : yo my nigga, hows it hanging bro? i have a question for ya. here it goes..... is it normal to have dark brown, chocolaty skin everywhere but my palms? it just looks weird that my palms are a different color than the rest of my body.
A: Hey man! The soles of your feet are in the same situation as your palms are. The funny thing is that all the people on the planet (regardless of the skin color) have white palms and soles. On the dark skin people is more obvious because of the contrast.
So, we all have lighter skin on the palms of our hands because that area of our hands contains no melanocytes. These are cells that allow pigment to form.

Q by "Mr Pantaloons": Why?
A: Because!

Q by "Jhon E.": Is there a reason why some episodes are missing?
A: Yes Jhon E., some episodes were reported so, I had to remove them. Sorry, but it seems that we don't live in a free world.

Q by "Fred West": Hi Octopus! Long time fan. I was wondering how many chucks can a woodchuck chuck if I've cut its legs off?
A: 1st of all, thanks for being a long time fan! Regarding your riddle, if you cut off a woodchuck's leg, it may bleed to death, so, no chucks would be chuck.

Q by "OHM NOM TITTIES": I like boobs. Don't you?
A: If I like boobs? No bro, I don't like boobs, I LOVE BOOBS !!! ;)

Q by "Anonymous": Is Cartman gay?In Imaginationland and some other episodes he insists that Kyle sucks his balls.
A: It is true that Cartman has a bi-curious behavior towards Kyle, but that doesn't make him gay. He insists on Kyle sucking his balls because he thinks that this is the best way to humiliate him. Cartman is a very complex character and he is everything but gay.

Q by "Anonymous": how did the producers come up with the character of Mr. Garrison and the type of weirdo he is??
A: Mr. Garrison was in part inspired by a Kindergarten teacher whom Trey Parker had in the Metropolitan Nashville Public Schools. This teacher used a puppet named Mr. Hat as a teaching resource. Mr. Garrison was also inspired by a British Literature professor Parker had at the University of Colorado; Parker said the voice he uses for the character is a dead-accurate impression of him. Parker said he believes Mr. Garrison has become one of the most complex characters on South Park, particularly due to his ever-growing relationship with Mr. Hat and his sexuality and gender issues; Parker said of Mr. Garrison, "He's the soap opera element to the whole series. (He) has a real story going on."

Q by "Anonymous": How long after the original airing date will you upload an episode?
A: It depends on the free time I have. I have two jobs, many projects and family, so figure it out. Sometimes I upload them as soon as the episodes are aired, but sometimes it takes a few days to do the job. I usually try to upload them as soon as possible because I don't want to disappoint the users, which are quite a lot. (there are about 20.000 of us per day).

Q by "Anonymous": Are Matt Stone and Trey Parker laughing at Canadians or they just mean to present them as something ??
A: I'll try to answer your question by telling some South Park history. So, it all started with the farting machines Terrance and Phillip. They were created in the first season of South Park just to prove a point, because of the critics who considered South Park show as being bad animated and having bad jokes.
When they were first created as a show for the boys to watch, they weren't labeled Canadian. They just sort of had weird voices. After a few shows the creators thought that it would be funny to make these really badly animated people Canadian. That's how we'll tell them apart from Americans, so they did. They just perpetuates the stereotype that Americans and Canadians are rivals.
It's also an American Joke. Everyone makes fun of their neighbors. Like New Zealanders will make fun of Australians, Romanians of Moldavian people and so on.
Matt and Trey have nothing personal with Canada, it is just a natural way of things. I hope this makes any sense for you.

Q by "maxopaxo": when will season 15 be on south park zone ??
A: 1st South Park episode from season 15 will be on air on 27th April 2011.

Q by "Anonymous": why does Cartman hate jews so much. besides their greediness, rat-likeness, and those stupid frisbees they wear on their curly heads, i see no problem with them.
A: Eric Cartman is the South Park character that represents intolerance. He doesn't hate only Jews, he is overweight, spoiled, lazy, foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, racist, sexist, anti-semitic (he sees Hitler as being "cool"), sociopath, narcissistic, and ill-tempered. Most people however seem to...[read more....]

Q by "Jeremiah": hello my name is Jeremiah Doodoosoul. i have a question for you. in that episode where that thing happens near that big place that involves that big event, what is that person standing by that big thing talking about? i read some of the other FAQs and some of them seem like jokes. but i assure you that this one is not a joke, i am dead serious. thanks, Jeremiah Doodoosoul (AKA, JD Brownface)
A: Dear Jeremiah, you are very "concise" in your qestion. Your can look for that in here: South Park - Season 1 or South Park - Season 2 or South Park - Season 3 or South Park - Season 4 or South Park - Season 5 or South Park - Season 6 or South Park - Season 7 or South Park - Season 8 or South Park - Season 9 or South Park - Season 10 or South Park - Season 11 or South Park - Season 12 or South Park - Season 13 or South Park - Season 14 or you can wait for Season 15 to come out. Anyway this guy has great episodes description, maybe it will help you.

Q by "Anonymous": I know this is completely irrelevant, but if you were to be so gracious and answer this question it would be very inquisitive. While I was browsing the internet, I came across a television show called South Park. Now, I am not sure if you heard of this show before, but it seems very disrespectful. It is vulgar and insulting to the utmost extreme. Could you please reply back and share your thoughts about this most urgent of issues. Thank you for your time.
A: Is this some kind of troll-fest? LOL So, "completely irrelevant"? dude you are on a South Park fan website, this is as relevant as it can be and yes, I heard about South Park show before as you commented on this South Park show website. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. South Park satirizes various situations, events, celebrities and ordinary people, nations, history even religions. It is true that sometimes they take the jokes to far but maybe this is the ideea to shock the audience. Sometimes they attack way too soon but most of the time they take the joke just to the right level. Anyway people who don't like it are free to watch something else.


Q by "Anonymous": yesterday my uncle Walt said that he loved me and he wanted to be with me for all eternity. then he waited until we were alone and he pulled off my clothes and raped me. is this normal? i asked my friends and they said it happened to them a couple of times before. then my dad walked in and joined in with my uncle. they said it was okay because they loved me
A: Another trolling question which has no connection to South Park show whatsoever. Anyway I'll play along. In the above mentioned situation, your uncle Walt and your dad are pedophiles, I'm sure you know that if you are smart enough to know how to write and use a computer. The sad part is [read more...]


Q by "
Anonymous": is it gay that i licked the 4 skin of my dads penis because he beat the shit out of me and said that he would give me cume slap in my bute holl. but it only hapend 5o times so thats okay right.
A: Dude, I
have bad news for you -> Your father is a sick bastard because he has done this. This is against any law and he has to be in jail for this and raped in many ways by his cell mates with no lubricant and after killed slowly.
So, it is not gay it is simply sick!

Q by "Anonymous": Is it wrong to murder women because a voice in my head tells me to?
A: It's compulsory for you to see a shrink and get some help and it's definitely wrong to murder women because a voice in your head tells you to.
P.S. Stop using drugs !

Q by "Anonymous": why is there snowflakes all over my screen. how can i get them off?
A: There were snowflakes on your screen because it was winter and it was meant to emphases the joy for this season.

Q by "Anonymous": In the episode "Trapper Keeper" when Kyle enters Cartman, what is that scene from it looks oddly familiar. If not then it just kick ass either way!
A: The episode and especial that scene also features references to the movies "A Space Odyssey" and "Akira" (some scenes from there). It can also lead you to the movie "The Cube".

Q by "Anonymous": I pooped my pants, how can i clean it up?
A: Well that's a delicate matter. 1st if you are pooping your pants, you are to young to visit this website or to old to surf on the web. The correct term for a person (usually a child) who regularly has poop pants is encopresis.
Anyway, the best solution would be to through it away. And if you insist in cleaning'em, if the pants are white, put them into a bowl with water and chlorine for a couple of hours, then put them in the washing machine. If the pants are a different color, put them in the washing machine with detergent and some cleaning solution as "Vanish" or something.

Do not use chlorine with pants which are other color than white!

Q by "Anonymous": am i a BEAST ?
A: Actually you are more than a beast, a super beast I may say! why? Because you are endowed with reason, the ability to make rational choices and to distinguish good from bad (the thing that makes you human) and also and unlike other beasts in christian culture, you are immortal, you have an immortal soul (awesome thought) .

I hope this will answer your question SUPERBEAST.

Q by "Anonymous": Whats that song called in Prehistoric Ice Man when larry(the ice man) is in that 1996 style room and everyone is watching him on that escilator like thing?
A: The song that the prehistoric ice man is listening to while in his holding cell environment (what you have called "escilator like thing") is "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base.

Q by "
Anonymous": How does Kenny goes back to life after he dies in almost all episodes?A: Kenny died in almost every episode, with only a few exceptions. The nature of the deaths were often gruesome and portrayed in a comically absurd fashion, and usually followed by Stan and Kyle yelling "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards!" (or a variation thereof). Shortly afterward, rats would commonly appear and begin picking at his corpse. Stone and Parker revealed that when Stan or Kyle would exclaim "they" and "you bastards" to apparently no one in particular, they are actually referring to Stone and Parker themselves, as though they were an omnipresence within the show's universe. In a following episode, Kenny would reappear alive and well, usually without any explanation. Within the reality of the show, most characters appear ignorant or indifferent to the running gag, although rarely one will acknowledge an awareness of the custom.

Q by "Anonymous": Why is there so many songs in the movie?
A: Probably because the creators wanted to give the movie a classic flavor, as in the Hollywood classics/oldies. This is a way of emphasizing the satire/irony.


Q by "
Anonymous": How much does Cartman weight?
A: Actually his weight varies.
He officially weights about 90 pounds in normal conditions, but after the "weight gain 4000" use, probably he had a ton;
as a Bulrog, about 400 pounds.
He also gained weight in the episode "Make Love not Warcraft" when he had about 120-150 pounds.

Q by "Anonymous": what is the 100.000 points song in guitar queer-o episode called?
A: It is "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas

Q by "Dany": Are Matt Stone and Trey Parker gay?A: No, everything but gay ! They are straight and they kick ass with their genius animated comedy series - SOUTH PARK!!

Q by "Anonymous" : Why I cannot watch episodes on full screen?
A: The are 2 reasons for this:
- 1st Blogger media player doesn't have a full screen option
- 2nd, this website was created more for mobile devices like PSP, PDA, mobile phones etc. On this devices you don't need a full screen option.
But of course PC users are welcome too.
If you feel like watching high quality and full screen use SouthParkZone.info

Q by "Monday sucks": What is a gayfish?
A: If you like fish sticks (fish dicks), if you like putting fish sticks in your mouth, that makes you a gayfish.


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